Dirty Dishes
April 8th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Talk dirty to me bitch
You: ok
You: i have dirty dishes
You: they’re so gross
Stranger: yeah keep going
You: i think theres some mold in this cup
Stranger: oh my good
You: i wash it with Dawn dish detergent
Stranger: don’t stop
You: but it wont come off
Stranger: yes yes YES
You: oh wow i scrub and scrub
Stranger: KEEP GOING
You: it gets so soapy and wet
You: i take the hose and put it on high
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: i spray really hard but still nothing
Stranger: IMMA CUM IMMA CUM, keep goin!
You: i finally take my finger with the sponge and scratch at it
You: and here it comes
Stranger: “and I jizz in my pants…”
You: its clean
Stranger: Classic, nice job.
Stranger: I applaud.
You: your welcome
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jeff from USA
(148 votes, score: 4.67)
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Epic.
ROFLMFAO. Omg. That’s quite something.
OMG ROFL That is classic!
awesome. Definitely deserves it’s place in the top 10
HAHAHAHAH, this is good shit, it is.