Dentures
April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 F USA
Stranger: 18 m florida
You: Cool.
Stranger: ur horny
Stranger: ?
You: Hehehe… Want to trade pics?
Stranger: dont have one
Stranger: u have any you want to show me
You: Yeah. ;)
Stranger: send them to me
You: tinyurl.com/ylg5r6r
Stranger: describe urself
You: ? Can’t you just look at the pic?
Stranger: cant on my iphone
You: Oh. :(
You: Well I’m about 5’5″ with short blonde hair
Stranger: u a virgen
You: Nope. I’ve been around the block.
Stranger: dam wanna suck me up
You: Sure. Just let me take out my dentures.
Stranger: what the fuck
You: K ready. Hope you don’t mind the smell of Bengay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Lissa from USA
(84 votes, score: 4.57)
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For all the people that don’t wanna click the link, it’s a picture of Betty White.
lol
i was scared that it would be something bad, but i clicked because i wanted to know
LOL BETTY WHITE N THEN DENTURES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC