Delivery Gone Wrong
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Yea, it’s me
You: You must be Stanley.
You: You got the package?
You: I got the cash.
Stranger: sure. the whole 5 pounds.
You: Okay quick, before anyone catches on
Stranger: *hands package*
You: Oh shitt. Did you hear that?
You: I think … someone…
You: saw … us
Stranger: no, that’s bs.
You: No Stanley, listen, I love you. But we gotta run away now!
Stranger: what about the cash
You: Screw the cash, just…go!
Stranger: i want my fucking cash or i’ll shoot! *gunpoint*
You: Stanley! But but … I love you
You: Oh fine, here’s your cash.
Stranger: thank you.
Stranger: *blows your head off*
You: *Lisa haunts Stanley for all eternity*
You: The End.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Lisa from Canada