Delivery Gone Wrong
August 31st, 2009
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Stranger: Lisa?
You: Yea, it’s me
You: You must be Stanley.
Stranger: indeed.
You: You got the package?
You: I got the cash.
Stranger: sure. the whole 5 pounds.
You: Okay quick, before anyone catches on
Stranger: *hands package*
You: Oh shitt. Did you hear that?
You: I think … someone…
You: saw … us
Stranger: no, that’s bs.
You: No Stanley, listen, I love you. But we gotta run away now!
Stranger: what about the cash
Stranger: ?
You: Screw the cash, just…go!
Stranger: i want my fucking cash or i’ll shoot! *gunpoint*
You: Stanley! But but … I love you
You: Oh fine, here’s your cash.
Stranger: thank you.
Stranger: *blows your head off*
You: *Lisa haunts Stanley for all eternity*
You: The End.
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Submitted by Lisa from Canada
(59 votes, score: 4.15)
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