Deadly Turkeys

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Deadly Turkeys

March 7th, 2011

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Stranger: You wake up in a hotel room on the 23rd floor you can hear screams on ground level you have: 1 automatic shotgun, 48 shotgun rounds, a machete, 3 turkey and swiss sandwiches (your favorite), a tennis ball and a backpack for everything, your backpack is your inventory. What do you do?

You: I eat the turkeys, then the swiss sandwiches, seems like it is going to be intense after that.

Stranger: do you leave the hotel?

You: By the way, how do you fit 3 turkeys in a backpack ?

You: Yes, I go toward the beaches.

Stranger: turkey and swiss cheese sandwiches

You: Good gosh ! But I am so weak without my 3 daily turkeys !

You: Zombies are going to eat me.

You: Isn’t it ?

Stranger: You leave your hotel room and run down the stairs, on your way down there is a zombie eating a corpse in the stairwell what do you do?

You: Is the corpse a turkey, by any way ?

Stranger: No

You: Then I let the zombie finish his lunch, and bravely run away.

Stranger: you get to the lobby of the hotel there is a car parked in the middle of the lobby do you take it (Ford Mustang)

You: I do, it is funnier without a driving license.

You: Let’s hope they aren’t any zombies policemen around.

Stranger: You smash through the window onto the abandon streets you keep driving untill you see an army blockaid what do you do?

You: I pass through with the car while checking that there isn’t a turkey hidden in the glove box.

Stranger: You see a Supermarket about a mile away do you go to it?

You: Yes, they might have some turkeys even if it isn’t Thanksgiving.

Stranger: you go to it craving turkeys, you go to the frozen food section…They are all infested with maggots

You: I check if they are some turkeys to make the fight worth it.

Stranger: you check the deli, you open the oven 4 turkeys for some odd reason waiting for you. Do you eat them?

You: I think I should kill the opponents before. I grab a frozen lamb leg and samsh through skulls.

You: Then I try to set the turkeys free, even through they are frozen for ages.

You: Doing so, a putrefied zombie turkey from last Thanksgiving skeak on my back, and slice the back of my head, eat my warm brains, and shout its victorious, blood-freezing war soung.

You: The End.

You: What you have to learn from that story is that turkeys really aren’t worth it.

You: And don’t forget a turkey into from frigde more than 6 months.

You: Or you will die.

You: Thanks for the role-play.

Stranger: umm yeah no prob one more thing

You: Yes ?

Stranger: I smell bacon

You: ;)

You have disconnected.

Submitted by The K from France