Dead You
May 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you look familiar
You: come here often?
You: Whats your sign baby face?
Stranger: i don’t know your places…
You: oh ho ho playing hard to get ‘eh?
You: this is what i get for not hiring a hooker!!!
Stranger: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
You: Sooo can i buy you a hypothetical drink?
You: perhaps a proverbial anti-pasta
Stranger: looser….
You: Ouch
You: why you gotta be suck a dick? Is it because you dont know what the word proverbial mean?
You: Or did you just not get enought love as a child?
Stranger: dead you..
You: dead you . . . My god you amaze me with you gramatically correct sentences! Let me revel in your glory !
You: bask even
You: mmmmmmmmmm the warm glow of ignorance!
Stranger: hate you…
You: Again another perfectly formed phrase Is it a burden being that brilliant or did the meth your mother must have enjested allow your brain to form to its natural state with out you know silly things like social skills?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Vanbarcor from USA
(51 votes, score: 3.76)
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It’s too bad the guy who sent this in is just as retarded as the stranger they’re making fun of. Let’s get this straight: no fair making fun of someone’s grammar unless you have good grammar. I will brook no argument on this point.
@EnragedParrot
At least you can understand the person who sent this in.
@EnragedParrot
You know, I was just thinking the same thing.
I know plenty of assholes on Omegle who are just as self-assure as this guy is. I mean, he’s talking down to someone who’s not even half as interested in the conversation as they are. They may as well be talking to themselves.