Dead Rat
March 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: My pet rat just died, what is a girl to do!
You: Buy a new one?
Stranger: oh my stranger, i must say i am diappointed
Stranger: come to omegle for moral support
Stranger: and this si what you get
You: I am sorry
You: But maybe your dead rat can counsel you?
Stranger: now that’s an ideal
Stranger: how will that work?
You: Well you talk to it
You: And then talk in a little voice pretending to be the rat
Stranger: well that may just work, but if i do that i feel like i will be replacing Mr Tinkles and no one
Stranger: NO ONE
Stranger: replaces mr Tinkles
You: Except Mrs. Tinkles
You: My gerbil replaced my hamster
Stranger: i was Mrs Tinkles!
Stranger: yes it’s legal
Stranger: if you were wondering
Stranger: put him in a little tuxedo and everything, he looked preety divine
Stranger: for a rat
You: Lmfao
You: Did you go to international waters?
You: And get the captain to marry you at the same time as he married a farmer to a cow?
Stranger: oh no we went through the whole “normal legal process” was preety boring, but Tinkles was a devil in bed!
You: Did he stick his little tail into your cheese container?
Stranger: he dont much more than that, the human species?? pfft
Stranger: can learn a few lessons
Stranger: done*
Stranger: if only he was alive
You: Lmfao
You: Well you could always be a narcissist
You: And have sex with his dead body?
Stranger: as much i love Mr Tinkles, dead sex
Stranger: just won’t cut it for me
You: That’s true
You: Buy a new more muscular pet rat
You: That’s what all the rat wives do
Stranger: oh and you would know?
You: No but I hear things
Stranger: ah i see, fair enough. Muscular pet rat, hmm as tempting as that sounds
Stranger: it’s Mr Tinkles
Stranger: or nothing
You: Well maybe change species
You: Get an owl that can change into different specises
You: species*
You: and then he can provide any service
Stranger: that is also very tempting but you are forgetting an important detail, he won’t have Mr Tinkles you know ;-)
You: He could turn into a perfect body copy
Stranger: oh my, well that may just work
Stranger: where can i find one?
You: The black market
You: Go to a pet store and say “the clock strikes midnight” to a parrot
You: He’ll give you directions
Stranger: stranger, you’re amazing. I have been weeping all day and knew that my fellow omeglers would help me
Stranger: you are living proof that omegle works!
You: Well what can I say besides i’m a hero :D
Stranger: *round of applause*
You: *bows*
Stranger: now that my Tinkles situation seems to be over
Stranger: How are you?
You: Pretty good, my gerbil and I get along pretty well
Stranger: nice, gerbil single by any chance?
You: Yup
You: He could be a booty call
Stranger: i like the sounds of that
Stranger: how hot is he, don’t be bias now
Stranger: scale of 1-10
Stranger: 10 beiong the most
You: 9.5
You: He’s a sexy beast
Stranger: oh my, he sounds delicious!
You: Indeed he does :D
Stranger: can i have him?
You: You can borrow him but not have
Stranger: are you gay?!?
You: Nope
You: I just like him :D
Stranger: here was me thinking you swing both way
Stranger: ways*
You: Nope I’m into human girls
Stranger: well that’s unusual
You: Indeed I’m a rebel
Stranger: i can sense that from the screen, i’m getting rebel vibes
You: Yeah i’m so rebelious I ate a mini crisp package today
Stranger: wow you are a rebel, you don’t hold back do you
You: Not at all, yesterday I drank 2 pepsi’s
Stranger: two! well i think you deserve a medal, hold on forget the medal
Stranger: bring on a trophy
You: Exactly
You: Except I would want a certificate to be rebellious
Stranger: you would need to first prove yourself by participating in the annual rebel’s compitition
You: I would purposely screw it up
You: being a rebel and all
Stranger: very smart, keep thinking like that and you are sure to win first prize
You: I would want last place so I could be rebellious
Stranger: hell just don’t take the medal at all
Stranger: just be a rebel
Stranger: and walk out
You: Well I can’t since you told me too
You: I’d have to fly out
Stranger: maybe take a train?
You: I can’t do anything you suggest :’(
You: That would take away from my rebelliousness
Stranger: that would indeed, i shall stop with my suggestions
You: Good >:)
Stranger: good
You: Well I’m going to go strangle a plant
Stranger: strangle one for me
Stranger: or don’t
You: ^^
You: Instead of saying peace, I’ll say Chaos to be a rebel
You: Chaos
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Bye!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Go!
You: Now I can’t
You: you have to leave
Stranger: well that won’t happen
You: I guess we’re stuck here
Stranger: i guess i’m the new rebel
You: Nope
You: I’m the only rebel
Stranger: well i would like to be part of the rebel group
Stranger: what’s needed?
Stranger: i hope the group is not sexist
Stranger: i have female friends
Stranger: with muscles
You: Lmao
Stranger: i must warn you
You: I am not warned
Stranger: fine
Stranger: i have female friends with muscles!
Stranger: with big arses
You: That’s not scary
You: Lmao
Stranger: no when i say big
Stranger: i mean BIG
You: Gross
Stranger: :)
Stranger: they just need to blow wind you your male rebels will go flying
You: I’m the only rebel
You: Like I said
Stranger: you will go flying then
You: Nope
You: I’ll have nailed my feet to the floor
Stranger: they also have big teeth, nails are nothing
You: I’m going to be a rebel and leave in the middle of you saying something :D
You have disconnected.
Submitted by David from Canada
(20 votes, score: 3.90)
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