Crunking
March 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: I’m doing fine
You: What is this thing that the young folks call “gettin’ jiggy with it”
Stranger: …You mean back in the 90′s ??
You: Yes
Stranger: Those people are now not so young my good friend
Stranger: nowadays…
Stranger: WE CRUNK!
You: Oh my goodness!
Stranger: YO BITCH TAKE YA PANTIES DOWN!!!
You: How does that work?
Stranger: GET ME A 40!!!
You: Oh, I’d never!
Stranger: You wanna know how to crunk>
You: How would one “crunk”?
Stranger: Well let me introduce you to a little thing called crunk core
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLUc6cqAOU
Stranger: That’s how we crunk nigga
Stranger: Or you can be black and yell “OKAY!” “YEAH!” and the classic “WHAT!?”
You: Oh my goodness! It looks like someone could jab their eye out while doing that!
Stranger: It can be dangerous if no properly supervised
You: Where are the children’s mothers?
Stranger: …Crunking was top hardcore for them
Stranger: they died
Stranger: FROM CRUNK!!
You: Oh how terrible!
Stranger: I know :(
Stranger: It’s a price to pay though
Stranger: Gettin’ jiggy wid it only costed the lives of 10,000 parents. Crunking has already killed over 100, 000, 000, 000
Stranger: One hundred billion
Stranger: That’s more people than there are in the world
You: Oh no! Even the aliens in outer space do this too?
Stranger: …There’s a lot you don’t know my friend
You: Oh my goodness…
Stranger: They say that by Dec. 21, 2012, that crunking will cause the end of the world
Stranger: they mayans predicited it
You: I have to call my friend Estelle on the telephone. Or maybe I should take the automobile down to her house. She has to hear about this!
You: The end of the world?
Stranger: What’s your name??
You: Theresa
Stranger: Theresa…
Stranger: Estelle is already dead…
You: Oh no!
Stranger: But there may be others still alive
You: Then she must already have crunked
Stranger: go out
Stranger: look for them
You: Thank you young man!
You: I shall go now!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Dot from USA
(21 votes, score: 4.24)
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