Confusing
March 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: There once was a man named…
Stranger: Citrus
You: And citrus need an outfit for…
You: needed*
Stranger: her eye lashes
You: But he knew no such thing existed! So…
Stranger: he went to the ben&jerry down the street and bought a pair of socks
Stranger: you can never have too many socks
You: In other words, he stole the socks off the cashier?
You: That’s bad ass
Stranger: yeep
You: I’m wearing socks right now
Stranger: i should steal them
You: You should…
Stranger: im a badass
You: but they go past my ankles and have LOVE written in pink on them
Stranger: your gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Lauren from USA
(26 votes, score: 4.19)
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