Confrontation
May 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello waldo
You: it looks like we meet face to face
You: finally i have found u
Stranger: Dammit you found me.
Stranger: I was hidden so well!!! Who told you, was it that guy in the cowboy hat? Or the clown?!
You: u see waldo
You: i am satan
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Shit, noo!
Stranger: Wh-what will you do to mehh..?
You: ill b seein u again in 8 years
You: when u die of asphyxiation
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: u sneeky bastard u
You: u have evaded me for o so long
Stranger: You will not be seeing me agian…I must go hide on the last page, no one shall find me there!
You: too late
You: ur a marked man waldo
You: u can no longer hide
You: u see
Stranger: I…I…..I won’t believe it!
You: ive offered sherlock holmes his soul back
You: in return for hunting u
Stranger: …no…I thought I got rid of him in my third book…
Stranger: How can you do such a thing?!
You: well u see his bodie is gone
Stranger: DEMON!
You: the best of all
Stranger: What?
You: he is inhabiting robert downie jr’s body
Stranger: God, you monster! Do you realizw what you’ve done?!
You: how else do u think he could have portrayed his character so well?
You: yes
You: i do
Stranger: …I will live, I will do everything possible to run away, to hide and never be caught.
You: too late
Stranger: I’m persistant. You of all peopl eknow that.
You: o i do know that
You: but so am i
You: u of all ppl should know that
Stranger: Touche, demon. But why do you cower behind a human being, why not kill me yourself.
You: i would if it wasnt for those meddling kids and there stupid dog casting a protection charm on u
Stranger: Of course…well. I’m sure that I will not be found. If I am GOING to kill my captor.
You: u shall never acomplish such a task u treacherous swine
You: u were once my favorite demon and my right hand man
Stranger: U disgusting spawn of hell.
You: but now u have joined the ranks of the mortals
You: no more disgusting than u, u half human meatsack
Stranger: I know. I have seen rhe light, it revealed what was under the darkness.
Stranger: Mortality is resiliant. They can continue without a leader, you. If you’re killed your entire army dies.
You: well now that u have seen it
You: u MUST die
Stranger: God protect me!!11
You: too late
Stranger: *runs*
You: holmes get him!
Stranger: You cannot capture me demon!
Stranger: I am, WALDO!!!!
Stranger: *RAWR*
You: that may b so but im not a mere demon
Stranger: You’re right
You: im satan the master of all demons
Stranger: You are less
Stranger: You are the scum of the universe, not even you can like yourself
You: what?! u dare speak to me like that
Stranger: Look at yourself, shine light upon your face.
You: never
Stranger: It will reveal what yo u are
You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Have you ever wondered what you look like, the light tells you.
Stranger: I know you want to know!!!!
You: i do not! i never want to know!
Stranger: Because you are afraid?!!!
You: yes
Stranger: YOU ARE, CONQUER THIS FEAR, THE LIGHT!
You: u r quite wise waldo
You: but that wont stop me
You: holmes pull the trigger
You: *bang*
Stranger: Neither will your Holmes, pulls out bomb on chest.
Stranger: *BULLET HUTS BOMB*
You: *explosion*
You: well this looks like the end for me, u, sherlock holmes, and robert downie jr
Stranger: Indeed.
You: goodbye old friend
Stranger: Goodbye. it’s been fin
Stranger: fun*
You: yes
You: yes it has
Stranger: I hope to see you, another time. Pherhaps on better circumatances
You: as do i
Stranger: Circumstances*
Stranger: Goodbye, I say.
Stranger: One
You: goodbye
Stranger: last
Stranger: time
You: so now u must press disconnect
Stranger: *dramatic music*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jelinek from USA
(40 votes, score: 3.98)
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