Completely Indifferent
February 17th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: lets be completely emotionless
You: alright
Stranger: no punctuation allowed
Stranger: today i ran over a dog
Stranger: i was indifferent
Stranger: i felt no emotion
You: i am indifferent to this
Stranger: my girlfriend broke up with me today
Stranger: i was indifferent
Stranger: i said “I feel indifferent about the situation”
Stranger: she slapped me
Stranger: to which I responded “I am indifferent”
You: my father told me he is gay and my mother didnt die she left us after she caught him blowing the neighbor
You: i am indifferent to this
Stranger: I am indifferent to this story
Stranger: i feel no emotional response
You: i as well do not feel any response in the form of “emotion”
Stranger: it is interesting
Stranger: what these humans speak of
Stranger: this “emotion”
Stranger: I am completely indifferent towards it
You: as am i
Stranger: very indifferent
Stranger: if you disconnected right now, I would be indifferent
You: if i disconnected right now, i would be indifferent
Stranger: we will be indifferent no matter what
You: you just used a comma even though you said not to use punctuation but i am indifferent to this
Stranger: that was a test
Stranger: you have passed the test
Stranger: i am indifferent to you passing the test
You: i am indifferent to passing this test
Stranger: we will live our lives being indifferent
Stranger: i am going to disconnect now
You: and we will live forever
Stranger: i will feel indifferent
Stranger: goodbye
You: i do not love you
You: as i am indifferrent to yoyu
Stranger: i feel obliged to use this closing phrase
Stranger: although i am indifferent towards it
Stranger: i am indifferent to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Peter from USA
(37 votes, score: 4.51)
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