You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I just wanted to tell you, I love you Mom!
You: I love you too son!
Stranger: *Wraps my lil arms around your waist.* What’s for breakfast, Mom?
You: Bacon and icecream
You: Sound good sweety?
Stranger: That sounds amazing
You: Im cooking it now!
Stranger: *looks over at you* Can I help Mom?
You: Sure thing! You can help fry the bacon!
Stranger: yay! *hugs you from behind, my head just above your butt*
You: Do you need a box to stand on so you can reach the cooker?
Stranger: Yes Mom! *remembering the boxes are in the lower cabinet, and she will have to bend over.*
You: *bends over*
Stranger: *eyes widen as your thong peaks out*
You: *”stacys mom” comes on over the radio*
Stranger: *giggles to myself as I stare* Find it Mom?
You: Yeah I got it son
Stranger: *looks back up at you innocently.*
You: Now son, look after the bacon, I have to go shave
You: (Im a very hairy mum. Got lots of face fur)
Stranger: Okay Mom…*stands on box*
You: *Kicks box away* AHAHAHA!!! *Eyes trun bloodshot*
Stranger: *runs outside*
You: *Chases with big knife*
Stranger: *looks up your dress for a second then keeps running*
You: *Throws brick*
Stranger: *gets hit in the head and dies*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Badgerslayer from UK