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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: you are retarded.
You: i’m blond, what’s your excuse?
Stranger: my excuse is that i’m not retarded
You: You can’t win the game
You: You just do a little better each time.
Stranger: no, you just get a little bit more retarded each time you talk about it
You: I suppose next you’ll call me gay.
Stranger: no, because i don’t use gay as an insult
You: That’s civilized
Stranger: i agree
You: I believe those who call others gay do so because they fear that they themselves are gay.
You: Makes sense?
You: Otherwise they’re just a simian crossbreed.
Stranger: other times they are just trying to be cool by saying it, or just say it because they hear others say it and don’t think about what the word means
You: I rest my case.
You: Those people meet all of the previously mentioned criteria.
Stranger: not necessarily
You: OH THAT’S RIGHT!
You: They’re also republican.
Stranger: but all republicans are retarded
You: What is your opinion on COldplay?
Stranger: they suck overall, but their last album wasn’t half bad, and they have the occasional good song
You: You’re gay.
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Angrybassman from USA