Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T
March 17th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: hrm 70/m/Everywhere
You: I am Chuck Norris
Stranger: I’m mr.t
You: Legend has it that you are approaching my coolness level
You: This is not ok
Stranger: So if we walk into a bar together it’ll blow up from so much awesome
You: So I must punish you with a roundhouse kick to the balls so powerful generations from now will feel it
Stranger: I pity u fool
You: And if we both put on a cape the universe will explode
Stranger: Burn…….
You: I’m doing pushdowns right now, when I push the world goes down
Stranger: I just killed 2 stones with one bird
Stranger: U use to be able to do that
You: Used to, Now I can kill 3000 boulders with one flea
You: I’ve counted to infinity twice
Stranger: I have a 2nd shotgun in my gotee u only have a fist
You: I destroyed the periodic table of elements, the only element is of surprise
Stranger: And pity which intisls are MRT
You: If you google watch Chuck Norris get his ass kicked, nothing will come up…It doesn’t happen
You: Baseball has no steroids
You: only men who have been breathed on by me
Stranger: If you spell mr.t in scrablle you win. Itstantly. Forever. At EVERYTHING
You: My tears cure cancer, too bad I never cry
Stranger: I don’t have tears u whiny bitch
Stranger: Walker Texas ranger was an EPIC FAIL
You: Ya well when Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, who turns into me
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Stranger: My penis is 1inch
Stranger: From the floor
You: The saying “Break A Leg” was started in Walker Texas Ranger by letting people hope that would be the extent of there injuries.
It never happend
You: I have more balls then you, no matter what
You: If I have 5 cents and you have 5 cents, I have more money then you
You: I went to the Virgin Islands and they were renamed the Galapogas Islands
Stranger: I’m black WHAT CRACKER
You: A snake once bit me in the Arabian desert, It died three days later of poisoning
You: If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not me
Stranger: Aliens tried to anal probe me once……,…. That’s what caused the movie indepence movie was based on
You: One day Mcdonalds denied me an egg mcmuffin at 10:35, I roundhoused it so hard it became a Wendys
Stranger: I get mcmuffins at burger king
You: Whenever I smile someone dies, If I smile while roundhousing someone, two people die
You: Most people fear the reaper, I call him an impressive rookie
You: I’m done Mr. T if we keep this up the world will explode in awesomeness, 6 times
You: Then the chunks left will get roundhoused by me
Stranger: I sleep with a pillow under my gun
Stranger: I think this makes us brothers
You: Indeed
You: Well goodbye for now, see you during the extinction of the human race
Stranger: Goodbye bro btw I’m better LOLOLOLOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by David from Canada
(39 votes, score: 4.46)
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SO MUCH WIN!!!
nobody can be chuck norris it’s just not possible :D