Christmas Wish
December 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey!
You: Tell me, you cute little cherub, you. what would you like for christmas?
Stranger: breasts!
You: Now that all depends on your age, and I must say they usually form over a good few years. Christmas is only one day. So unless you’re parents are idiots and spoiling you rotten, and they also happen to be able to find a plastic surgeon who will operate on christmas day, you’re royally fucked.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Stuart from UK
(47 votes, score: 4.68)
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