Anonymous Nipple Slicer Man
March 11th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: girl?
Stranger: yepp
You: cyber?
Stranger: i dont have a video camera :(
Stranger: damn ineed to get one of those
Stranger: you could tell me what you would do to me though :)
You: it’s cool. we dont need a camera
Stranger: :)
You: wait, i’ll start it off. :)
You: I’m taking a walk in the park on a lonely summers day when I see a bird caught in the rest area.
You: I capture it and gently carry it outside and I let it fly out of my hands and be free.
You: I watch it as it glides through the air swiftly. Unexpectedly it lands on a bench where you are reading a book.
You: Your beauty is beyond anyone I have ever seen.
You: I have to talk to you. Only destiny could have landed that bird next to you.
You: I walk over to you.
You: Hi
You: snaps finger…..
You: hello?
You: I’m not that bad looking.:( Am I?
You: You aren’t even looking at me.
You: Sniffle……
You: I just want to find someone to love!!!!!!!
You: I start to have a seizure!
You: The pain is unbearable…
You: Help me!!!!
You: I grab at your leg, trying to get your attention.
You: A man is coming over.
You: He takes my wallet.
You: He then proceeds to pull out his bowie knife.
You: Please! God! No!
You: He rips open my shirt.
You: Someone! Help!
You: The man starts to slowly cut off my nipple.
You: AHHHHHH!!!!!
You: Help!!!!
You: He cuts it off finally…and stuffs it in my mouth.
You: He walks away like nothing happened.
You: Please, Who ever you are! Help me!
You: Don’t leave me hear to die!
You: I am bleeding out mumbling a few last words as you are enveloped in your book.
You: Finally, my last breath…….bitch…….
Stranger: yeah. your fucking weird
Stranger: your probably a 12 yearold boy witha dick the size of a pencil
Stranger: its okay. puberty WILL come
You: That’s what I get for trying to fall in love….
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Chad from USA
(11 votes, score: 4.18)
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