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Extreme Dirty

March 9th, 2010
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You: hello
Stranger: hey. m/f?
You: m
Stranger: r u horny?
You: yes
Stranger: wanna talk? ;) 24f btw
You: mmm, yes
Stranger: extreme dirty, mild dirty, or no dirty?
You: extreme dirty
Stranger: u go 1st. get me started
You: Okay, I want to push you against a wall while kissing you and tie your hands together, then kiss down your body slowly while tying your feet together
Stranger: shouldnt my legs be uh, spread? ;)
You: Good point, I untie your feet and slap your bottom to get it ready
Stranger: i wanna go down on you. id play wit the tip of ur manhood then put it all in my mouth and suck u.
Stranger: get reaaally dirty and creativ now. :)
You: mmmm, I want to pick you up by your neck and throw you on the bed, then get a knife and cut you from collar bone to belly button so I can feel your organs against me when I penetrate you
Stranger: ill touch myself while we tlk
You: Then cut a hole in your sternum so I can squeeze your heart as I cum
Stranger: thts creepy. bye
You: :)
You: bye
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Submitted by David from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (9 votes, score: 4.56)
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Spreading The Love

February 28th, 2010
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You: hi
Stranger: go fuck yourself
You: okay :D
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Submitted by Richard from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, score: 4.35)
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I’m Gonna Fuck You With a Rake

January 26th, 2010
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Stranger: im gunna fuck you with a rake
You: mmmm on a park bench sideways next to a grave yard
Stranger: sure why not
You: and goona eat a box of nerds out of your bung hile
You: *hole
Stranger: nahhhhhhh that sounds
Stranger: very unpleasent
You: then a lollipop out of your snatch
Stranger: i dont have a snatch
You: well i do when i tuck my dick in
Stranger: …. yeah that doesnt really count man
You: i got a nice skin cover that a girl that was wearning a yellow jacket donated
You: its soft i made her put lotion on it
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: you implant some death heads moths in her corpse as wellll
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Submitted by Zissou from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (29 votes, score: 3.24)
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Let’s Laugh at Minorities

December 8th, 2009
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Stranger: Let’s laugh at minorities.
You: Let’s.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
You: Yes or no question.
Stranger: No.
You: GOOD.
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
You: Oh tell me tell me.
Stranger: A pilot.
Stranger: You racist.
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Submitted by Avenel from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (63 votes, score: 4.29)
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Because Niggers

December 8th, 2009
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: cool story, bro
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: let’s start over
Stranger: shall we?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: cool story…. bro
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: we fucked uup
Stranger: one more time?
Stranger: i’m sorry
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: fuck! what the fuck! you fucking dick! why did you do that?
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You: oh. and cool story, bro
You: im black
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
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Submitted by Thomas from Denmark

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
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Submitted by Kala from Norway

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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Jenkem

August 31st, 2009
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what’s up?
You: not much, you?
Stranger: watching tv
You: what show?
Stranger: lol this is going to seem weird
Stranger: it’s a bbc documentary on sex addicts
You: lol, sounds funny
You: and gross
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: some creepy people!
You: are they all nasty looking?
Stranger: one is cute
Stranger: the rest are.. erf
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: every tried jenkem?
Stranger: ?
You: you piss and crap in a jar and put a baloon over the top, then you wait a few days and huff the fumes
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Submitted by Adam from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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Let’s Say Weird Stuff

August 24th, 2009
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: lets say weird stuff
You: blood dripping anus
Stranger: YOU LIKE PIE
Stranger: jizz monkey
You: electric fetus carbonator
Stranger: duche bag
You: :(
Stranger: tampons
You: edible tampons
Stranger: deep fried tampons
You: tampon laced pot
Stranger: tampon alamo
You: old uncle dog butt sniffer
You: from the future
Stranger: son of a dog eating buiscut
You: master of the universal cock breeding program
Stranger: ………..
You: hahahah
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: let me think of a good one
You: 100 meter individual walking
Stranger: 40 meter speed walking
You: Japanese man in sexy underwear talking about antique furniture
Stranger: chinese man an ugly underwear talking about old woma n
You: greece island which is not really an island but a bus, from the future
Stranger: black guy eating soup
You: lol
You: good one
Stranger: thanks
You: mongoloid nuclear physisist
Stranger: retarded monkey fish frog
You: one year of sugar in a cup of red tea
You: metal lover who listens to folk music in secret
Stranger: white man eating crackers
You: great britain china mouth fish bass dick head
You: little greta struggling to free herself from gripping sea lion
Stranger: having a reach around with amonkey while saluting the pledge alligence
You: feline feces
Stranger: dog urine
You: ape sperm
Stranger: love handles
You: indoctrinating doctors in the international space station which has crashed on international waters on mars
Stranger: eating a fat chick out
You: people in caves with tvs
Stranger: peoples in caves playing halo 3
You: making love to car exhaust while singing michael jackson tunes
Stranger: funny, cause im listening a micheal song lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: people having an orgy with clothes
You: fantasising about throwing eel into a basket while teaching economics class on harvard
You: drinking urine and thinking its apple juice
Stranger: a teacher having sex with his ta while teaching economics
Stranger: at stanford
You: inventing rain
Stranger: inventing the blow up doll
You: while eating a fat chick out
You: a fetus ruling the world with an iron fist
Stranger: then cumming in her face but then missed
You: fetus invaders from uranus
You: michael jackson coming back from the dead to teach economics at harvard while eating a fat chick out on mars
Stranger: then hiring mexicans to choke him while he masterbates
You: russian scientist finding the cure to cancer and then loosing it in a game of poker to a cancer cure note eating frog robot
You:
Stranger: fuck that was big sentence
You: my brain is melting now
Stranger: mine disolved
You: we better end this
You: think of a last one
You: one for the history books
Stranger: i got one
Stranger: ur face
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Submitted by Maze from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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Random Furrie

August 24th, 2009
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You: do you like hairy buttholes?
Stranger: Furries ftw. <3 :D Are you? :D
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: :D
You: I am wearing a rodent costume right now
Stranger: I’d tap that.
You: hell yeah
Stranger: So you’re gay too?
You: what kind of costume makes you hot
Stranger: Foxes/Wolves
Stranger: :D
You: cool :)
Stranger: Furvert.
Stranger: GTFO.
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Submitted by Hans from Germany

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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Some People Are Weird

August 14th, 2009
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Stranger: what would happen if Hitler to rule the world
Stranger: i am simon
You: we’d DIE
You: hello
Stranger: are you Jewish?
You: no
You: catholic
You: why?
Stranger: germanic tribe of followers of the Catholic ?
Stranger: fuck your mother
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Submitted by Vana from Australia

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (15 votes, score: 1.60)
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