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Delicious Sarcasm

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: roof
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Indri from Indonesia

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (34 votes, score: 2.85)
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Inquisitive Stranger

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiii
You: may i?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: wait
You: poke your face
Stranger: how do u urinate?
You: through my pen0r
Stranger: what are u writing?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: i am writing words
You: i am from england
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Brad from England

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (21 votes, score: 1.48)
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Cam Wanker

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: hi
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: watch me wank on cam please :) :) ?
You: …wont that get your keyboard all sticky?
Stranger: oh well ;)
You: you wont be saying that when your ‘m’ key is glued down with your spunk
You: its gonna be hell to write emails
Stranger: yeh oh well
Stranger: do u wana watch?
You: watch you mess up a perfectly good bit of hardware?
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Raumo from UK

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (26 votes, score: 4.15)
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Wonder Twin Powers…ACTIVATE!

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: wonder twin powers… ACTIVATE!!
Stranger: do you think taking prescription pain killers without a prescription is sketchy?
You: no
You: if you need them
Stranger: Hm. I guess I really don’t, I just wanted to feel good
You: if youre gettin high then yea it is
Stranger: fa sho fa sho
Stranger: damn. oh well
You: you have yet to use your wonder twin power
Stranger: shape of
Stranger: THE TITANIC
You: FORM OF….
You: an ICEBURG!!!!!!!
You: ahahaha winner!
Stranger: Nah, my captain is smart. We’re changing course.
You: but but that means leonardo dicaprio is gonna live!!!!!!!!! that cant happen!
Stranger: He dies of a nasty infection.
You: whew that was close
Stranger: ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Josh from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (13 votes, score: 4.08)
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Filthy Woman

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whats the filthiest thing youve ever done to yourself?
You: one time I went for a whole two weeks without bathing
You: But only because I had to.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Marissa from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, score: 4.52)
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