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Filthy Woman

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whats the filthiest thing youve ever done to yourself?
You: one time I went for a whole two weeks without bathing
You: But only because I had to.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Marissa from USA

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I Are Cunning

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Penis-tipped tentacles are taking over the city! What do you do?
Stranger: I’m sorry
Stranger: I can’t quite understand English
Stranger: I’m form China
You: imma ask you again, Penis-tipped tentacles are taking over the city! What do you do?
Stranger: Join them?!…
You: lol
Stranger: what do you do
You: good question but i’m the one asking here
Stranger: I are cunning
You: huh?
Stranger: you are …
You: youre a female?
Stranger: I typed wrong
Stranger: why?
You: becuz u…..
You: bye i have to go.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by reeker8 from Malaysia

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Justin Bieber

October 21st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Ok so you are in a forest and there are 2 paths one left oen to the right wich do you choose
Stranger: what do u mean
Stranger: kidding?
You: OK so you wake up in the middle of a forest ok and you see 2 diffrent paths one to the right and one to the left wich way do you chooose to go
Stranger: left
You: Ok so you turn left and out of no where a wild pokemon apears do you choose to battle it or run
Stranger: run.
You: …..escaped the wild pokemon ok so now u continue going left when out of nowhere Justin beiber jumps out to you choose to run or shoot him repeaditly
Stranger: oh no, i like justin beiber
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Eric from Canada

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Cop a Feel

October 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: (sneaking up on you from behind, steaking a squeeze of your pretty, little rear)
You: i turn around and lay you the fuck out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jeremy from New Zealand

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Star Wars Pictures

October 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: looking for a horny female who wants to swap pics
You: can it be pictures of starwars characters?
Stranger: how about not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ethan from Australia

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