Three Questions About The Future
November 5th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: Harro
Stranger: i have a proposition for you…
You: My my, what is this proposition you speak of?
Stranger: im from the year 2043
Stranger: you may ask me 3 questions about the future…
Stranger: but only 3
You: Oh my, this is exciting. I’m from the year 2010, you see, and it’s very rare we get anyone from the future.
You: So, three questions?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: just 3
You: Okay then, first question: Has gay marriage been legalized yet?
Stranger: fuck no. even in 2043, gays are still wrong…
You: Dammit. Tough luck I guess. Time is against us.
You: Okay, second question.
Stranger: which is?
You: Have we been contacted by intelligent life beyond our solar system?
Stranger: twice actually, one in 2018 and again in 2032. We still do not know why they came to us.
You: Hmm, intriguing. I must make note to be on the lookout for any unusual occurrences.
You: Hmm, this last question needs to be important.
Stranger: very important…
You: Something that the world needs to know about our future… something groundbreaking…
You: Mmm.
You: Oh! I’ve got it!
Stranger: yes?
You: Do people still ask “ASL?” on Omegle as much as they do now? >.<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Dreaming Wolf from USA
(54 votes, score: 4.65)
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