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You: how many people actually send pics?
Stranger: wanna be the first?
Submitted by Ian from Canada
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You: adjective ( hornier , horniest )
1 of or resembling horn : a horny beak | horny nails.
• hard and rough : horny, dry skin.
2 informal feeling or arousing sexual excitement.
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Submitted by Eliza from Sweden
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You: pi*5.4 – ♀ – 39.12083°N 90.3275°W
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Submitted by Cody from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Welcome to the Omegle Quiz show!
You: Question 1: How many states are ther in America?
You: Question 2: How many states are not connected to mainland America?
You: Question 3: Who sang the song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”?
Stranger: I should know this
Stranger: but it won’t come to me
Stranger: george straight
You: I’m sorry, that is incorrect.
You: The correct answer is The Charlie Daniels Band.
You: Question 4: What four contries make up the United Kingdom?
You: Is that your final answer?
Stranger: I’m to lazy to google these
You: The correct answer is England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
You: Final question: What is the capital of Argentina?
You: The correct answer is Buenos Aires.
You: Congratulations! You are ranked 1st on the leaderboard! (only person to finish =P)
You: Please enter 3 letters to represent yourself no the leaderboard.
You: Leaderboard:
1. JBC 2/5.
You: Thank You and goodbye.
Submitted by Biscuits from England
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You: OH GOD I CAN’T TURN OFF CAPS
You: I CAN’T MAKE THE LETTERS SMALL
Stranger: just do what i say
Stranger: do u have a piece of iron
Stranger: press the SHIFT key with one hand
You: I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF METAL
Stranger: and type with other hand
You: I ONLY HAVE ONE HAND
Stranger: ok do one thing
Stranger: hey u hav only one hand ?
Stranger: which right or left ?
Stranger: my god , poor fellow how does you masturbate
Stranger: but it doent work as good as handblow
You: I REALLY WOULDN’T KNOW
You: BUT I HAVE DEVELOPED A FOOT FETISH
Stranger: then do one thing press the SHIFT key with one leg
Stranger: then type with ur hand
You: IS MY COMPUTER BROKEN
Stranger: ok then ts vry serious problem
Stranger: take ur keyboard
Stranger: put take to a height of 56.457 cms
Stranger: and give a thrust of 67.98 newtons
You: THANK YOU FOR USING METRIC
Stranger: it will start working
You: KADJFIAHGAFBHLKBJAIJGAkakhaiorghg
Stranger: u know i m Genius
You: And I’ve gained hands!
You: You are truly my saviour
Stranger: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttta
Stranger: and GOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
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Submitted by SlapBandit from USA
(37 votes, score: 4.11)
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