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The Ghost of Michael Jackson

September 4th, 2011
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You: Once upon a time
Stranger: there was a castle
You: And a little boy was inside
Stranger: and he was only 7 years old
You: The little boy was frightened, he thought he heard a monster from his closet.
Stranger: But the monster was really under his bed
You: Little did he know… The monster, was Michael Jackson’s ghost.
Stranger: He liked singing Thriller
You: He liked dancing to Billie Jean.
Stranger: and loved crying to Man In The Mirror
You: He wanted to someday have his own wife, that he could call his Pretty Young Thing.
Stranger: But his friends weren’t fond of that idea
You: His friends laughed at his dancing, and his singing
Stranger: but he continued to be flamboyant
You: The boy thought to himself “One day! I will be just as amazing as Michael Jackson!”
Stranger: But it was not true
You: Not true one bit… And then.. One night…
Stranger: he heard the flutter of wings
You: He came awake in a flash!
Stranger: of lightning
You: And in the lightning… He saw… Michael Jackson’s…. Face….
Stranger: And he died
You: Then the mother came rushing in to see if her son was ok, as there had been a lightning strike nearby.
Stranger: and she was devastated
You: And then she saw, Michael Jackson, with a knife, standing behind her, in the window reflection…
Stranger: and she wept
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Submitted by Missy from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Bravery Trial

August 17th, 2011
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Stranger: hi
You: this is a test
You: of bravery!
Stranger: awesome
You: You see a wall before you. One door leads you to the lion pit
You: The other has a murderer, savage in nature
You: You have no other means of escape
You: Which door do you choose?
Stranger: Why, I open both, of course, and let them come to me!!!!!
Stranger: ;D
You: YOU JUST WON THE BRAVERY TEST
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Submitted by Dr Worm from Canada

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Pirates Be Trolling

August 15th, 2011
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Stranger: heyy…asl??
You: Arr!
You: Pirate
You: Pirate
You: Pirateland
Stranger: wat the fuck
Stranger: that is not a place
You: And “heyy…asl?” is not a greeting!
You: Arr!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Captain Crunch from Canada

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Awkward Hug Time

August 15th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m not saying hi first.
Stranger: Sorry, me either.
You: Well.. this could be difficult. How do we solve this?
Stranger: Now we’ll just have this awkward silence going on.
You: yeah… I feel as if a hole is missing in this conversation since there was no greeting.
You: I’ll have to kill you.
You: You’ll be seeing my assassins tomorrow. Goodbye
Stranger: Awkward hug?
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Cheyanne from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (18 votes, score: 4.67)
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Love you too

August 15th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: i love you
Stranger: u a f or m?
You: i love you
Stranger: i dont wanna say anything bac until ik if ur a guy or a girl
You: f
Stranger: kk
Stranger: ly2
You: joke m
You: lol
You: hehehehe
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Submitted by Jack from England

Author: Categories: Conversations
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