Jamie
January 18th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey there :D
You: Hello.
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Jamie.
Stranger: Im paul
You: Hi Paul.
Stranger: is jamie a boy or girl? cuz it can mean either :p
Stranger: haha
You: You are right, it could mean either.
Stranger: so. that means you’re either a girl trying to avoid creepers… a gay guy trying to get into my pants with promises of you being a girl… or just a boy who thinks he’s funny :p
You: And with the name Paul, you are either a guy looking for a girl, a guy looking for a conversation, or a very unfortunate girl.
Stranger: my parents are tarded! why did they name their daughter paul!? T-T
You: You should ask them.
Stranger: I refuse to speak to them because of their sins!
You: Good plan.
Stranger: and I’ll be the bigger person and say that I’m between 1 and 2, leaning more towards 1
Stranger: :p
You: Then I shall be a very small person and continue to enjoy watching people guess what my gender is.
Stranger: :(
You: :3
Stranger: I’m gonna guess with about 95% certainty that you’re a girl.
You: Your guess may be correct, although, it may not be correct. Who knows? I’m being too vague for anyone to know.
Stranger: that confirmed it. hello, jamie, who’s a girl. :p
You: Hello, Paul, who is a guy believing I am a girl.
Stranger: goodbye jamie, who’s not nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by funfunland from USA
(25 votes, score: 4.52)
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