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Submitted by Stephen from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Question, which type of bear is best?
You: First you must answer the question correctly
Stranger: I have no time for silly questions!!!!! I need your help!!!!!
You: In order to help you you must first be able to answer the question correctly
Stranger: Listen, my time machine broke down, and i am going to be too late to stop justin biebers parents from meeting and having him, if you dont help me now. DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN??
You: But Justin Bieber is an alien, are you sure of what planet he came from?!
Stranger: That is condfidential information, but i have done my research. Now .. if you want to help me out, you will go to central market in Japan, and meet a guy in a brown trench coat, and a black fedora. Tell him FlossDaily sent you. He will supply you with everything i need to fix the time machine
You: My time machine is working, so it has already been done.
You: I have the plutonium
Stranger: You mean the Plutonium 4001??? You are a God!!!!
Stranger: Hm .. must be he knockoff brand then
You: Do you think it’ll still work???
Stranger: It should, but make sure to check the fuel gauge often, those things run out of llama milk pretty fast. And make sure when cruising through black tunnels that half streams of blue in them, to dodge the streams at all cost.
You: Kk blue streams, fuel gauge. Got it. Are you ready to go?
Stranger: I am afraid i have been injured in my last quest, you will have to go on this journey alone. Can you do that for me, young grasshoppa?
You: I am too afraid of the consequences if I do not. I will press on without you, Oh Wise One.
Stranger: May the force be with you. Signing off – FlossDaily
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Submitted by Lauren from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Captain Winston
You: Welcome aboard the fine vessel of the one Captain Brown Bear Johnson, scurviest pirate of the seven seas
You: Arrrrrrr you hear to confiscate my booty?
Stranger: Ay! Hand it over scalliwag!
You: Avast, yer audicity Captain Winston!
You: To come aboard me own vessel and challenge me to a duel!
You: Very well then, I will readily surrender my booty
You: you can riddle me this:
You: You want to boil a two minute egg. If you only have a 3 minute hourglass, and a 4 minute hourglass and a 5 minute hourglass, can you boil the egg for only two minutes?
Stranger: Ay matey! It do be possible to boil the egg for 2 minutes/
You: Using only the provided timers, how will you know farrrrrrr sure when the egg has boiled for 2 minutes?
Stranger: When the water do be boiling, turn over both the 3 and 5 minute hourglasses. Once the 3 minute hourglass has emptied, put in the egg.
You: my booty be yers for the plunder!!!
You: Captain Brown Bear Johnson has been vasted, shiver me timbaaarrrrrrrssss
Submitted by Chinna from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: HEY WANNA SEE MY PENIS?
Stranger: Are you a zombie or what? Make up your mind
Stranger: Oh wow. An abomination of an abomination.
Stranger: Satan has a grip of your soul, son, and you must fight it.
You: because i’m gay or because i’m a zombie?
You: ruuuuuhhhhhh penissss
You: are you gonna show me your peeeeeenissssss or what
Stranger: [This is where he posted an adress to a picture of his member]
Stranger: I don’t have anymore.
You: must have more peeeenisss
Stranger: That was rude :(
You: i really can’t help it
Stranger: Hey are you really a gay dude?
You: i’m really a gay zombie
Stranger: I’m gonna leave now.
Submitted by Chinna from USA
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Stranger: horny guy 20, looking for a nasty dominant mistress , especially Cougars ;)
You: cougars are a serious problem where I am from
You: nobody wishes for one
You: they terrorize my village
You: corrupt our politics
Stranger: what’ wrong with cougars ???
You: it is an omen to see the shadow of a cougar
You: their teeth can crush human bones
You: to be in a cougar den is to wish death upon oneself
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Submitted by Chinna from USA
(39 votes, score: 4.59)
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(18 votes, score: 3.83)