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Frasier

September 4th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: Do you like waffles?
You: Hello this is Kelsy Grammar from Frasier and Cheers.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Yes, waffles indeed.
Stranger: Yes. Waffles are orgasmic.
You: Very much so. So at what age did you realize you enjoyed waffles?
Stranger: Around 10.
You: Interesting…. So, tell me. Have you been hurt by waffles?
Stranger: Yes actually. one popped outta the toaster and hit my face :[
You: I see. How has this affected your childhood?
Stranger: I will never again eat blueberry waffles. -sniffles-
You: Astonishing!
Stranger: I know!
You: So, tell me. Are you male or female?
Stranger: I am most definitely a female.
You: I see. So, you were “touched” by waffles I suppose?
Stranger: Oh no. I touched them :D
You: Amazing…
Stranger: They told me too.
Stranger: D:
You: Ah, I’m beginning to get a broader picture of your issues.
Stranger: They told me if I didn’t touch them, “there”, an army of ninja kitties would steal them from me.
You: I see…..
Stranger: Yes.
You: So, these “Ninja Cats” they are evil, correct?
Stranger: Ninja Kitties.
Stranger: And yes. they are evil. BUT!
You: Go on…
Stranger: they are cute and cuddly so I always give them what they want.
You: I see.
You: Well Shelley it looks like we are out of time.
You: Here is a Prescription for Xanax, Becky at the front desk will draw up the paperwork for you. here’s my card in case you have any more problems.
Stranger: -Takes-
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: -Calls the number on the card-
You: Hello, This is Kelsey Grammar, you may know me from hit TV shows such as Cheer’s and Frasier, How can I assist you today?
Stranger: Hi, uh..I have to pee..but i don’t know how.
You: Hmm…
You: I would assume you would sit on the toilet and push the urine from your bladder?
You: There is always an option to catheter.
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: okay
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Submitted by Andy from USA

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Another One Bites The Dust

September 4th, 2011
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Stranger: ım 15 years old and ı look for girl with pic and msn
You: Just go find some porn kid
You: like a normal person
Stranger: no ı wanna girl
You: they don’t do that stuff
You: at least not here
Stranger: m/f?
You: … >:[
You: GUESS
Stranger: f?
You: what do you really think is going to happen here
You: in your best case scenario
Stranger: ı dont understand
You: do you honestly expect
You: some random hot girl to be like “ok”
You: and send you a pic
Stranger: no ı dont have pic now you sent a pic
You: Do you even speak english
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats first
You: What?
Stranger: ı want your pussy.
You: you are too hilarious to be real
Stranger: dont understand you.
Stranger: ıf you r a girl ıwill want your pussy
You: what is a pussy
Stranger: your mom have it.
You: ok
You: what do you want to do
Stranger: ı want to see a pic
You: okay ;)
You: what will you do then ‘)
You: ;)
Stranger: ıf u r a girl ı will fuck u ın cyber
You: ok
You: take off your pants
Stranger: ı take off my pants
You: mmm
You: i touch your leg
Stranger: mm
Stranger: u lick my penis
You: tell me about it
You: almost got that pic ;)
Stranger: do u have msn?
Stranger: ın there ı will fuck u
You: no we must do it here
Stranger: why ı wonder to u
You: i gently place my sock in your mouth
You: shhh
You: okay here is pic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Milo from Canada

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Do You Want to Play a Game?

September 4th, 2011
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Stranger: Hi!
You: You wanna play a game?
Stranger: Yes!
You: You are playing The Game.
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: YOU LITTLE FUCK
You: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: …. i know :(
You: WIN
Stranger: I hate you.
Stranger: fuck yourself with a cold cut.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Win from USA

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Punch Me in The Face And Then Spit on Me

September 4th, 2011
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Stranger: 19 m want a chick to punch me in the face and then spit on me
You: domination?
Stranger: mhm
You: yeah?
Stranger: yea
You: your fantasy?
Stranger: you a chick?
Stranger: one of them
You: nope but you got weird fantasy
You: xD
Stranger: yes I know
Stranger: I hate it
You: why?
Stranger: it’s completely destructive
Stranger: just fantasizing about it does a number on your self esteem
You: yeah
Stranger: but it’s just so hot
You: :?
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: not sure why
Stranger: fucked up childhood
You: you got abused?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: stepmom used to slap me
Stranger: hard
You: man sorry to hear that
Stranger: thanks bitch
You: yeah that a bitch
Stranger: congrats on introducing another creep into the world
You: but you don’t have to beat yourself up like that , you can change things
Stranger: I really wish I could
Stranger: I can still have regular sex and everything
Stranger: but it’s just nowhere near the high I get from this
Stranger: it’s going from pot to heroin
You: yeah the scar is still there
Stranger: but then I feel like shit afterwards
You: yeah..
Stranger: even when I’m just fantasizing about it
Stranger: I feel disgusted with myself
You: it gets worst?
Stranger: I know it sounds like a joke, but I usually do curl up into a fetal position and sob a little after I jerk off
Stranger: wow that is pathetic
Stranger: that just started recently
You: wow..
Stranger: well it was worse for a while
Stranger: for a while I was into financial domination
Stranger: which is just giving away money to mean chicks on the internet
You: :S
Stranger: it’s so fucked up
Stranger: but it can become an addiction
You: is that why you’re here?
Stranger: hm?
You: to look for chicks
Stranger: not really
Stranger: just kind of wanted to strike up a convo like this
You: it’s pretty deep stuff man
You: but it’s okay i’ll listen
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: I really do feel like I need to talk to someone about this
Stranger: to be honest I’ve never acted out on it
You: first time i met a conv like this
Stranger: but just fantasizing about it and having those images run through your head is just bad
Stranger: it just makes your life shitty
Stranger: I absolutely hate s&m
Stranger: and that lifestyle
You: here
Stranger: and I hate how everyone who isn’t a part of it, or sometimes who is, gives the same “hey, if these guys didn’t enjoy it, they wouldn’t be doing it”
Stranger: obviously if you’re into the kind of stuff I am, there’s some bad wiring in your brain
Stranger: this isn’t just a healthy choice I’ve made
Stranger: it’s a compulsion
Stranger: like any addiction
You: yeah it is a addiction
Stranger: like teenage girls with eating disorders
You: is like to cover the pain or some sort
Stranger: “well they clearly must enjoy vomitting after every meal”
Stranger: “they’re deciding to do it!”
You: or i guess feeling the pain
Stranger: we can all understand that things like that aren’t healthy
Stranger: that those people need assistance
You: yeah they do
Stranger: but when it comes to sexual stuff, we’ll then you’re just a creep
You: is a bad habit
Stranger: “but hey, whatever you’re into man”
Stranger: it’s the same reason women who were abused always seek out abusive relationships
Stranger: no one gives the “hey man, it’s what they want”
Stranger: we understand that they weren’t given the same healthy normal brain that most people have
Stranger: they need some therapy
Stranger: but somehow when a guy wants to pay a chick in latex to kick his balls for an hour, that’s perfectly fine
Stranger: no one wants to look uptight, so everyone just says they’re cool with it
Stranger: to prove how open minded they are
Stranger: dominatrixes are horrible people
Stranger: they’re victimizers who get paid hundreds an hour to abuse people with emotional baggage
You: yeah
Stranger: no one has a fucking problem with that?
Stranger: what the hell is wrong with people
Stranger: I think most people think that dominatrixes are essentially prostitutes
Stranger: that’s not the case at all
Stranger: These are just bullies
Stranger: most sessions involve the type of stuff I fantasize about
Stranger: face slapping, ball kicking, severe verbal degradation
Stranger: sometimes the guys will just paint the chick’s toenails for an hour
Stranger: and then hand her the $250
Stranger: and most dominatrixes are into that financial domination too
Stranger: of course
Stranger: who the fuck wouldn’t
Stranger: it’s all just so retarded
Stranger: exploiting people with emotional weaknesses
Stranger: and it’s perfectly legal
Stranger: but prostitution, sorry no can do
You: wow
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your thoughts?
You: but it’s all the same but different examples and different degrees and severities
Stranger: hm?
You: but they all have one point in common
You: is all to hide cover the pain
You: but the pain is still there like a scar
Stranger: I think it’s more intricate than that
You: but it’s so deep that
Stranger: there’s definitely an aspect of avoiding true intimacy
You: they have to endures these sickness
Stranger: which would bring up those bad feelings
You: yeah
You: but why do they continue on something that is wrong that makes them worst
Stranger: usually it’s just a compulsion
You: like hurting themselves physically and mentally
Stranger: a way to manage emotions that they become so dependent on, they can’t even considering stoping
Stranger: when it just makes their situation worse
Stranger: it’s just like any drug addiction
You: it because a habit
Stranger: you know that you’re shitting away your friends and family by doing meth
Stranger: but you don’t stop
Stranger: why is that?
You: addiction
You: complusion
Stranger: same thing here
Stranger: and most of these guys won’t even admit that to themselves
You: true
Stranger: it’s so shameful
You: they hide it
Stranger: too*
You: but also makes worst
You: it’s a vicious cycle
You: but after that once it because too severe they can kill themselves or suicide
You: because they can’t take it anymore
You: or it’s too much for them
You: but there always a cure for everything right?
Stranger: yes
You: is hard but there is always help
You: usually music helps me
You: happy,sad,angry,neutral
Stranger: yea
You: but
You: they can find something “healthier” for a addiction
You: like music
You: to speak up
Stranger: yea
You: are you feeling better?
You: people should be open to this so i’ll post this
You: is it okay?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where?
You: you can post it to omeagle post
Stranger: sure go aehad
Stranger: ahead
You: they’ll decide to post
You: and people rates
You: well i hope i help you out in some ways?
Stranger: yes thank you
Stranger: just needed to talk to someone
You: anytime
Stranger: gotta go
Stranger: cya
Stranger: thanks
You: see ya man
You: take care
Stranger: bye
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Submitted by Bryan from Canada

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Dr. Hilty

September 4th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: When did you begin?
You: Hello, my name is Dr. Hilty, I am a professional therapist.
You: I began 4 years ago.
Stranger: Tell me about it.
You: well, it was a really hot day
You: so i begged my dad
You: he wasnt in the mood, because he was under a lot of stress
You: but i pestered him
You: so he finally gave up, took me in his hands
You: and fucked me in the ass
Stranger: Some therapist you are.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Tim from USA

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