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Stranger: well arent u enthusiastic
You: MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN!
Stranger: omg, that is the oldest thing ive ever heard
You: THEN YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!
Submitted by Hugh Jass from Canada
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Submitted by Celice from USA
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You: Hello, Jesus Christ here. Me, Buddha and Allah are trying to get a card game going. You in?
Stranger: sure Moses is gettin in!
You: No, fuck you Moses. You and your cheating ways.
Stranger: We used to hang out what happened?
You: Last time I saw you you were in the bath tub parting the water. Kinda creeped me out dude.
Stranger: I never have done that!!!
Stranger: You might be talking about my brother Aaronn
You: Look dude. I’m JC. I’m omniscient. I don’t know who you are trying to fool.
Stranger: I’m not trying to trick you! It really wasn’t me!!! Aaronn looks very like me!! Read my mind! You’ll find it wasn’t me!!
You: Fuck. You weren’t kidding. I really gotta lay off the peyote. That is really fucking up my shit. Last time I went on a bender I start a war in the Faulkland Islands.
Stranger: I know last time I went on a bender I accidently flodded Katrina
You: Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. I realize that black people aren’t the chosen people but you cant just go around drowning them and wrecking their shit. You are supposed to consult me before that shit. I feel like we don’t communicate like we used to .
Stranger: You know I’m black too right and so are you? I was drunk and angry so I flodded New Orleans so maybe those dumb white girls would stop flashing people for beads! Damn Whores!!!
You: Those whores are Saints. I created them for the enjoyment of drunken frat boys and I think I did a damn fine job. You are getting close to insubordination Moses. Watch your damn tongue.
Stranger: how are they Saints? They just fuck guys and Run around doing dumb ass stuff!!! Saints are people who give their lives for a just cause and help people!!
You: Showing drunken frat boys titties is the most noble cause of all. They are the future leaders of this world. Those titties help shape the world we live in. They are the reason people keep going. Those titties are my masterpiece and they DEMAND respect. One more outburst from you and you are gonna be working in a walmart parting shopping carts.
Stranger: What are you talking about?? Frat Boys are not the leader of the world!! Frat boys don’t amount to much and usually become fast food workers and don’t affect the world! The real leaders are the smart kids who pay attention in class and get picked on!! Nerds are the leaders of the worlds and they affect every part of the people’s lives!! Bill gates Stan Lee Robert Downey Jr, Myamoto, and more!!!
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Submitted by Jason from Canada
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Stranger: Pochemuchka (Russian): a person who asks a lot of questions
You: you ask a lot of questions?
Stranger: yeah. i do. because.
Stranger: its a combination of
Stranger: wanting to know mre
Stranger: and annoying the hell out of people~ ;)
You: since when is asking questions annoying?
Stranger: since forever, where have you been?
You: would you beleive me if I said the dark side of the moon?
Stranger: should i have a reason to doubt you?
You: Do you think I’m trustworthy?
Stranger: do i look like ive come to a decision already about your trustworthyness?
You: Do you think you’re a bit nieve?
Stranger: is my naiiveness of relavance in this conversation, which is supposed to be about YOU?
You: When was this conversation about me?
Stranger: why would it be about anything else?
Stranger: so whats your favourite colour?
Stranger: did you spell it correctly?
You: Could you check for me?
Stranger: do i look like your secretary?
You: Do I look like I would care if you weren’t?
Stranger: speaking of how you look, ive been dying to ask…. whats that on your chin?
Stranger: what are those?!?!?! D:
You: Isn’t pus-filled skin delightful?
Stranger: :P since when did you get so good at answering questions with questions?
You: How long has Betty been gone?
Stranger: did you know Betty too?
You: Don’t you know I knew Betty first?
Stranger: Betty talks to other people than me???
You: Did you think you were her only friend?
Stranger: why does she need any other friends than me???
You: How come you think she belongs to just you!??
Stranger: do you know how long ive known her?
Stranger: also, why are we talking about such a depressing topic?
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Submitted by Ash from USA
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Stranger: I have an anal infection that causes it to bleed when I fart.
You: how bout putting a car silencer in your ass
Stranger: How do you recommend I stop it? Also, it makes it a bit of a mess on the carpet.
You: that way the anal lining will be protected and there’ll be no sound
You: no one will know you’ve farted
Stranger: But that won’t stop the anal bleeding.
You: It bleeds cause of the hot air.
Stranger: No, I still fart, but with the silencer will only deaden the sound.
Stranger: Unless it causes my flabby asscheeks to ripple.
You: it’ll also give a channel for the air, the anal wall will not come in contact with the fart.
You: even if your cheeks ripple
You: unless you are a stripper
Stranger: How bout if I was tubgirl?
Stranger: That would allow me to squirt farther
You: in which case you would have to get a tiny silencer so it isn’t visible
You: you don’t squirt from you ass!
You: how would the silencer help in any way?
Stranger: It’s like coffee.
You: In that case, it’s not squirting, it’s diarrohea.
Stranger: Its tastes like mocha
You: oh. then i suggest you set up the next starbucks
Stranger: It’s almost as good coming out as it did going down
You: dude, your whole digestive track doesn’t work
You: it’s the same coffee, unprocessed
Stranger: It’s analamazing!
Stranger: nah. it got processed, like the coffee beans they get that a cat shits out
Stranger: it does smell a little funky though
You: If you examine cat shit, then it’s your brain not your anal wall that needs fixing.
Submitted by Mayank from India
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