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Remember to Feed The Kittens

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Think quickly! There is a giant robot next to you, holding a frying pan!
Stranger: OH SHIT I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS
You: What are you gonna do?
Stranger: IDK
You: The robot is getting angry because you haven’t fed his kittens today!
Stranger: but i did feed the kittens
You: He doesn’t know that@
You: O.O
Stranger: but i told him
You: The Kittens lied to him!
Stranger: You’re fucked up you know that?
You: Yeah, and you lied about feeding kittens
Stranger: AHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted Sarah from USA

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Breaking The Oracle

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i am the oracle. ask me one question and i will answer it for you…
You: you again?
Stranger: yes
You: why magnets?
Stranger: because… nobody knows how they work
You: you said you would only answer one question
You: i asked two
Stranger: FFFUUUUUU-
Stranger: you broke the oracle
You: :DDD
Stranger: i’m the back-up oracle
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: ok, nice to meet you
You: can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
You: how is it possible that i know how magnets work?
Stranger: you have already asked a question
You: you’re obviously better oracle than the first one
Stranger: i’ve been awaiting my time to shine
Stranger: studying you humans
Stranger: i will grant you a wish for giving me this opportunity
You: ok
You: i have to think first
You: i want to rule the world
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you rule the world
You: ummm… yay
Stranger: people hate your oppresion and kill you within a year
You: well isn’t that just wonderful
You: but i’m a good queen, no hunger, no war
Stranger: i must go… please download this conversation log and put it on omegle
You: ummm what¨
Stranger: *omegle conversations
You: you are oracle, you can do it better
Stranger: no because i have somebody else to help
Stranger: do as i say and you shall be rewarded greatly
You: i won’t be killed?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you will receive gold
You: but i don’t want gold
You: i want to live
Stranger: you will live
Stranger: and receive gold
You: yay
You: thank you
You: i will rule wisely
Stranger: goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by TsunTsun from Finland

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Incoherency

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m here mass
You: v here volume
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Violet from Canada

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Walk Like The Statue of Liberty

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this is your king
You: Yes, my majesty?
Stranger: don’t disconnect, and no question marks
You: As you wish, siree.
Stranger: it’s yes Your majesty
You: Pardon my rudeness, your majesty.
Stranger: what is the name of my servant ?
You: Krille
You: Your majesty.
Stranger: boy’s name ?
You: It is not my real name, your majesty.
You: It is a nickname.
Stranger: are you male ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: say *obeys*
You: *obeys*
Stranger: bow krille
You: *bows*
Stranger: *says, take socks off*
You: Pardon me, your majesty?
Stranger: i said take your socks off, pronto
You: *Takes off the socks*
You: It is done.
Stranger: *says, don’t disconnect* :)
You: I won’t disconnect, I already promised your majesty that.
Stranger: 19 is my age krille
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 17, your majesty.
Stranger: *asks permission to touch your feet*
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: *touches your feet* look down at me
You: *Looks down at you*
You: Yes?
Stranger: while i what
Stranger: i said no question marks
You: Forgive me, your majesty.
Stranger: say what i am touching
You: My feet.
Stranger: *says, try to walk like statue of liberty*
Stranger: with sandals on your feet
You: *Attempts to walk like the statue of liberty*
Stranger: with what on your feet
You: *With my sandals*
Stranger: *says lift left foot off of harbour*
You: *Lifts my left foot off of harbour*
Stranger: now enter NYC
You: *Enters NYC*
Stranger: tilt your head to look down at the people looking at you
You: *Tilts my head slowly to look at the people*
Stranger: says, Gently put your right foot in the middle of the people*
Stranger: are we alone
You: *Puts my right foot gently in the middle of the crowd*
You: It seems as if not.
You: Your majesty.
Stranger: we’re not alone ?
You: That’s correct, your majesty.
Stranger: who is with us ?
You: A big large crowd of frightened people, it seems as if cars are approaching from east.
Stranger: *says, lift left foot to flatten empty police car*
You: *A missile hits me so the foot misses the car* We are being attacked or so it seems.
Stranger: *follow me*
You: *Me follows*
Stranger: *make them disapper*
You: They seem to have lost us, your majesty.
Stranger: now flatten the police car
You: *Flattens the police car*
Stranger: with your ?
You: *Ass*
Stranger: i said your left foot
You: Oh, forgive me, my majesty.
Stranger: *forgives* carry on
You: *Stands up and repeats the procedure with the foot*
Stranger: *watches*
You: May I speak freely, your majesty.
Stranger: go ahead
You: Does this turn you on, hurting people like this, your majesty.
Stranger: no, i’m just bored
Stranger: please obey
You: Aye, aye.
Stranger: *says, walk like statue back to me*
You: *Walks like a statue back to the king*
Stranger: put your feet beside me, don’t squish though
You: *Puts feet beside you*
Stranger: *looks at your toga*
You: Is something wrong, your majesty
You: .
Stranger: no :) *touches the feet*
Stranger: very soft feet
You: Thank you, I guess.
Stranger: your welcome
You: Foot fetish, your majesty has one.
Stranger: yes i do, sorry forgive me
You: I do, I guess.
Stranger: *says leave socks off*
You: *Leaves the socks*
Stranger: *asks you to put your big left toe in my mouth*
You: I have to go. xD
You: I got an anime to watch
Stranger: wait
Stranger: do that first
Stranger: you mean enemy ?
You: *puts my toe in your mouth*
Stranger: ignore the enemy
You: The enemy?
Stranger: what is anime ?
You: An animated version of manga.
Stranger: just few more seconds
Stranger: i promise
You: This really do turn you on lol
You: Fine.
Stranger: *sucks big toe*
You: That turns me on so bad, your majesty
Stranger: then forget manga
You: I was just kidding. :p
You: I really have to go now.
Stranger: and do what ?
You: Watch anime.
Stranger: ok fine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kristoffer from Sweden

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Sorry, A Little Does Not Understand

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: My ASL is – pi*5.5 – ♂ – 39°7’15″N 90°19’39″W
Stranger: what?
You: That was my ASL…
You: My age is pi*5.5
You: My sex is ♂
Stranger: Sorry, a little does not understand!
You: My location is 39°7’15″N 90°19’39″W
You: Do you know what pi is?
Stranger: no
You: Pi is the name for a number that is equal to 3.14159….. that goes on to infinity
You: If you multiply 3.14 by 5.5, you get my age.
Stranger: Mental illness!
You: You don’t understand multiplication?
Stranger: yes
You: yes you dont’ understand multiplication?
You: or no you don’t understand multiplication?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: you?
Stranger: m/f??
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: you?
You: Are you from the US?
You: Do you smoke a lot of pot?
You: Or do you just not understand English fully?
You: Do you suffer of mental retardation?
Stranger: Idiot
You: Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Cody from USA

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