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Wrong Place at The Right Time

April 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey I’m a horny guy lookin for a horny girl to trade pics with
You: then you’ve come to exactly the wrong place
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Bellpipe from UK

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Twisted Turn of Events

April 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 16 year old girl, looking for a girl.. or boy too sex talk with?
You: oh excellent, hello i am that girl
Stranger: wanna dirty talk baby?
You: yeah ok
Stranger: go on, you staty.
Stranger: start
You: Ok, well first im just removing my top
You: I feel a bit exposed and self-concious in front of you now though
Stranger: i hug you and ask you whats the matter
You: i say I feel a bit nervous because I’ve never had to do this before :\
Stranger: ?
Stranger: come on baby, there’s no need too be shy
You: I begin to whimper, clutching my teddy, feet pointing together with teary eyes and a protruding bottom lip, timid and ashamed.
You: I want my mummy :(
You: And a biscuit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Stuart from UK

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (53 votes, score: 4.66)
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The Farmer

April 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I have 500 sheep.
Stranger: i have one camel
You: I have also a duck.
Stranger: i have a kitty
You: I have 53.7 cows.
You: (I ate the 0.3 part)
Stranger: lol
You: I have also a dog.
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i lied about having a camel
Stranger: i only have one kitty
You: Really? Tought you realy had one.
You: I have 67 pigs.
Stranger: i get it ur a farmer
You: No… I`m a facebook addict.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Marie from Russia

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (53 votes, score: 4.70)
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Not a Day For a Good Old Spanking

April 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: need a spankin?
You: no
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Linnea from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (31 votes, score: 4.39)
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And So He Did

April 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Gerald from UK

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (44 votes, score: 3.91)
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