Meme Bromance
April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Good evening.
Stranger: Socially awkward penguin
You: I love socially awkward penguin.
Stranger: herp derp
You: Advice dog and courage wolf and the like are all well and good, I suppose.
You: But nothing makes me hate myself more then identifying with Socially Awkward Penguin.
You: Except perhaps Bachelor Frog.
Stranger: Everything went better than expected
You: That never happens.
You: A fairy tale ending for hopeless optimists.
Stranger: what about Philosoraptor
You: A mind ahead of his time.
Stranger: or Hispter kitty
You: I don’t believe anyone has ever decided.
Stranger: or Pedo bear
Stranger: Prancing cera
You: A good friend (and by good friend I mean a guy I knew in elementary school who sleeps with both guys and girls alike and has a thing for me but he’s kind of a manwhore) has a pedobear sticker on the back of his car.
You: Not that you needed to know that, but FUN FACT.
You: Or perhaps PROTIP if you prefer.
Stranger: cool story bro
You: I take that as a compliment.
You: I’d venture as guess as to your origin, but I’d be violating rules one and two, I’d surmise.
Stranger: troll
You: Far from it.
You: Merely drunk, and looking for someone to converse with.
Stranger: i wish i was drunk, you’re very intellectual when you drink
You: I thank you for that. A portion of my consciousness tries to insist that, if I’m capable of conversing intelligently while intoxicated, I’m not drunk enough to make an ass of myself.
Stranger: you make me want to be a better person
You: My being an inspiration to a stranger inspires me in kind.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: your’e welcome crazy smart drunk stranger
You: Were I a smart man, I’d go to sleep, since I’ve college in less then 8 hours. But bad decisions commonly turn out for the best.
You: Or at least, if I tell myself that often enough, I start to believe it.
Stranger: you should get some sleep as you will be even more of a intellectual in the morning
You: I’m far too wrought with social anxiety for that. :) But I’m glad I’ve given an impression otherwise.
You: Perhaps I’ll take your advice, regardless. I can’t rely on my own judgment, so I’ll take the advice of a stranger.
You: Cheers.
Stranger: go to bed crazy man
You: G’night.
Stranger: goodnight big word user
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Cactus from USA
(19 votes, score: 4.58)
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