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Ninja Advise

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Ninja or Pirate?
You: Well, I’m a pirate but i wanted to be a ninja
Stranger: you’re a ….PIRATE NINJA?
You: i failed out of ninja school for telling people im a ninja…
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: How terrible.
Stranger: but…you can sneek back in
Stranger: and if you manage that, you’ll be a ninja again
You: Yeah. I never thought of that. You MUST be a ninja, right?
Stranger: …Of course not. I’m not a NINJA. I’m just looking for allies in my war against pirates!
You: Haha. Well just remember don’t war against me, I’m not pirate by choice!
Stranger: I won’t fight you…this time.
You: Oh good. (:
Stranger: As long as you promise me to work on becoming a ninja again
Stranger: I would imagine Ninjas would like to have more of themselves out there
You: Of course, I won’t give up on my dream just yet. I will do everything in my power to become a ninja again. …just don’t tell anyone I talked to you about becoming one?
Stranger: My lips shall never breathe a word of such ideas.
You: Thanks. (:
Stranger: No problem future ally.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Zoe from USA

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It’s perfectly safe to go alone, bring nothing!

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: It’s perfectly safe to go alone, bring nothing!
Stranger: Im wet
You: Very well
You: I shall summon the towel
Stranger: Hahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Small Feline from USA

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Hawaiian Greeting Fail

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: a
Stranger: l
Stranger: o
Stranger: h
Stranger: s
Stranger: shit
Stranger: aloha
You: ohhh that sucks
You: but nice try
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Alli from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Mutual Trolling

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Goat?
You: how did you guess?
Stranger: :D hmm..i see future friends :)
Stranger: lalala
You: clever girl
Stranger: yup yup.possibly.
You: possibly clever or possibly a girl?
Stranger: possibly clever
You: hmm perplexing
Stranger: you used a big word D:
Stranger: :p
You: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY VOCABULARY
Stranger: oh dear :(
Stranger: Vocabulary! BAH! *runs away*
You: you win this round
Stranger: heck yeah :) but how?
You: through interpretive dance
You: dance the dance of life
Stranger: dance like crazy.
Stranger: I’m thinking you won!
You: indeed
Stranger: Well…
Stranger: :/
Stranger: i’m kind of hungry
You: sustinance is required
You: BARKEEP!!!!
Stranger: you’re making no sense D:
Stranger: BAHA >:D
You: you shall be avenged
Stranger: noo i shall be given food
You: said the vicar to the parlour maid
You: oooooooh matron
Stranger: Then the parlour maid went and destroyed the wretched vicar and took his pregnant buffalo.
You: MARTHA???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YESSSSS! :D the buffalo had babies, who all became new vicars but all of them devoured each other, except ONE.
You: and that’s the story of the first christmas Timmy
You: “you’re not much of a father are you?”
You: no I am not
Stranger: Oh goodness D: HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES
You: touche
Stranger: :)
Stranger: well, it is my time to part now
You: farewell fair traveller
You: while our time was brief, the memories will last
Stranger: same to you mate
Stranger: forever indeed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Rob from UK

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Goat Divided By 0

April 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 2003 was best christmas because veronica was still my girlfriend.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: sucks fo u
You: she died
You: on christmas eve in 2004
Stranger: :( sorry
You: she crashed into a goat on the highway
You: lost control
You: crashed into a bus
Stranger: thats really sad
You: the goat didnt die though
You: that goat
You: that goat
You: it was you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Mike from Canada

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