You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Submitted by Grant from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i am an all knowing oracle. you may ask one question.
You: Is the answer to this question no?
Stranger: *head explodes*
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Submitted by The Predator from Iceland
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Holy shit i want fucked.
Stranger: i think your verb tense is off
Stranger: or you are missing a couple words
You: Holy shit! You know! Like the fourth part of the inappropriatly named trinity!
Stranger: speak sense damn you!
You: Sense! In the form of a DIRECT COMMAND!
Stranger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
You: RIGHT OF DIRECT CONTROL CONTESTED!
Stranger: the reapers are the real threat
You: Damn reapers. They don’t understand what they’re doing to us!
Stranger: they set up the mass relays so that every few millenia galactic civilization will reach a point where they are ready to harvest it
You: Genius! If evil had a benchmark before this plan, consider it blown out of the water. Can we win? Or at least fight the good fight?
Stranger: but we have Commander Shepard on our side
Stranger: he saved the Citidel when the Sovreign attacked
You: Send them to the gallows! Traitorous swine! Shepard! You can’t go wrong with a Shepard on your side.
Stranger: Well we suspect he may be working with Cerberus now
You: No way?! Surely your intel is mistaken! I simply can’t believe this.
Stranger: Well we were wrong about him being dead
Stranger: but he has been seen in the company of one of Cerberus’ top agents recently
You: A glimmer of hope in this forsaken world we find ourselves trapped in. Followed immediately by a crushing blow to the pareital region of ones skull.
Stranger: whatever you just said
You: You sir. . You are the last hope aren’t you. . It’s you! I believe in you! I’ll push on for you and the hope you hold!
Stranger: Well we are screwed then
Stranger: because im leaving
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Submitted by Trinity from New Zealand
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: I HAVE A HUGE KNOB.
Stranger: does that answer your question?
Stranger: twig and berries
Stranger: my wedding tackle
Stranger: UGH so what do you like to do in your free time
You: Make people frustrated
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend
You: Working on it right now
Stranger: i have a girlfriend already i fuck atleast twice a day
You: That must hurt your penis
Stranger: i have a strong knob
Stranger: YOUR AN IDIOT IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT DICKS ARE JUST DIE
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Submitted by Kevin from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: shampoo burgers.
You: witty drained old lady
Stranger: Snazzelled monkey snub.
You: smelly dead poets society
Stranger: Yumush crabby man tits
You: short midget’s female penis
Stranger: Tall midgets technology swazzle.
You: black stinky puppeteer
Stranger: Flame infested sword eater.
You: soul food grained bread
Stranger: White swagger milk fag.
Stranger: Shiny bear suckers.
Stranger: Care bear infestation.
You: handicapped hobbits invasion
Stranger: smelly crank jews.
You: lousy sensitive arabs
You: ok, dude can’t keep this up anymore
Stranger: This is going online and on facebook.
You: sure thing. make us famous, mate
You: :D take care of hobbits dude
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