You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: HEY!
You: Beatles fan?
Stranger: a little
You: okay
Stranger: how come
Stranger: ?
You: i love the beatles
You: and i mean LOVE them
Stranger: then i need to say one thing to you:
Stranger: ╭∩╮（︶__︶）╭∩╮
You: fuck you man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Skyler from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: i love you
You: Are you a female that’s of age?
Stranger: 19 f from sweden
Stranger: you?
You: You know how to make a sandwich, you’re hot and you’re not a bitch?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: :D
You: Then I do love you. :D
Stranger: yeeeeeeeey
Stranger: ok
You: Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich woman!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Angus from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plezz
You: will you pretend to be my ipod?
Stranger: wat
You: pleeeease
You: ya i know
You: coin-ci-dink
Stranger: wat do u mean
Stranger: fuck me
You: like you
You: pretend to be my ipod?
Stranger: ok
You: ok i turn you on
Stranger: ohh yea
You: i spin your wheel
You: to the right
Stranger: yesss
You: i push down to select my artist
Stranger: do it
You: i spin you to the right
Stranger: faster
You: uhhp, i went too far….
Stranger: its ok
You: i spin you to the left faster
Stranger: and faster
You: i forcefully press your button to select my song
You: i thrust my earbuds to your jack
Stranger: and i play ur favorite song
Stranger: yea baby
You: i insert the earpiece deeply into my ear
Stranger: and rub it hard
You: i rub your earpiece deeper into my ear
Stranger: yeaaa
You: i squeeze the lock for your screen
Stranger: hader deeper faster
You: i put you back into my pocket, and listen to my music
Stranger: and u fuck me
You: what
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Julian from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, how are you?
Stranger: hey, im 16 m, looking to have a good cyber fuck
You: Oh, have you lubed up your hard drive?
You: Or is it still a floppy disk?
Stranger: floppy disk, but thats where u come in?
You: Wanna put it in my USB port, or my CD drive ;)
Stranger: ur microphone jack actually
You: Ohhh, naughty boy
Stranger: lulz
You: So what’s your download speed ;P?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Linden from Australia
Submitted by Paddy from UK
(9 votes, score: 3.56)
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