You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: may i ask for some advice
Stranger: im going on a cruise tmrw and i was wondering how to pick up a girl
Stranger: jw do u like anal from your gf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Elliot from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: A WILD CHRIS HANSEN APPEARS
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES ‘WHY DONT YOU TAKE A SEAT’
You: WILD CONFUSED PEDOPHILE USES “I BROUGHT THIS STUFF FOR ME”
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES ‘YOU BROUGHT CONDOMS AND BEER FOR YOURSELF?’
You: WILD PEDOPHILE USES “I JUST WANTED TO BE THERE FOR HER, I WANTED TO BE HER FRIEND”
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES ‘YOU DROVE FOR 17 HOURS TO BE HER FRIEND?’
You: WILD CONFUSED PEDOPHILE USES ASHAMED SILENCE FOLLOWED BY BEWILDERED ANGER “WHY ARE THERE CAMERAS HERE, WHO ARE YOU!?”
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES ‘HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HOW TO CATCH A PREDATOR ON NBC?’
You: WILD CONFUSED PEDOPHILE USES “I KNOW MY RIGHTS I DON’T HAVE TO BE HERE” ATTEMPTS TO FLEE
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES HIDDEN POLICE
Stranger: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: WILD CONFUSED PEDOPHILE USES CRIES ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
You: WILD CONFUSED PEDOPHILE USES FAINTS
Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN GAINS 100XP
Stranger: you my sir/madame
Stranger: have made my night
You: Its what i’m here for
Stranger: thank you very very much :D!
Submitted by Kevin from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I didn’t know you could speak with single letters.
You: d y k t i s w u s l t
You: Did you understand that?
Stranger: you are men or women
You: Well men or women implies that there are more than one of me, which there are not.
You: Men means more than one man.
You: There is only one of me here.
You: I am not women, again, that means more than one.
You: I am a woman though.
Stranger: i dont understand
You: You should learn the English language then.
You: That doesn’t make any sense.
You: And look up those words, please?
Stranger: can i speak with u on skype
You: i m s t i c b u p a a c
Stranger: i dont understand
You: i m s l u w d u u m ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Shawn from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i’m horny. can i talk to a normal person?
You: yes, this is lady gaga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Harrison from USA
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