You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: c’mon, it’s your turn
Stranger: what turn ? u don;t say anithing
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Submitted by Paddy from UK
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, i’m a 18 year old guy with msn and cam and i’m looking for a horny girl with cam :)
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Submitted by Tyler from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: only if you help me
You: uhm… I have a toolbox. does that help?
Stranger: do you have the right tool for the job
You: it depends on the job.
Stranger: my vag needs pounding
You: i have a hammer. you can hammer stuff with it.
You: and a screwdriver, for screwing!
Stranger: sounds about right
You: A drill for drilling…
Stranger: oooooooooh yeah drill me
You: and a coping saw for making precise cuts on fine details.
You: And I have a whole lot of sockets!
You: and a racheting wrench!
Stranger: are you qualified to use that equipment
You: it makes a cool click sound when I turn it.
You: well, i did change the brakes on my car.
You: and then paid the shop to fix the stuff I amde worse.
You: but I changed a wall socket with the screwdriver!
Stranger: well then let us begin the procedure
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Submitted by Michael from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you know what you need?
You: its what everybody needs
You: I’m not sure you understand what we are talking about here
Stranger: i know what were talking about .. and no i dont need one
You: come on, I’m a traveling luffa salesman and I have to get money for my babies mama
Stranger: ok.. well sell ur luffas somewere else
You: fine, how about a new vacuum?
Stranger: mines just fine
Stranger: no i dont want anything
Stranger: dont use that language mister
Stranger: fuck is a bad word
You: I should have gotten that corporate CEO job, but no I wanted adventure
You: (sorry about the language if it offended you)
You: how about a fowl language blocker software for your computer
You: I let you test it out right now
Stranger: cant u just shut up
You: see, thats really something
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Submitted by Lucus from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Justin from USA
(13 votes, score: 3.69)
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