You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, 18/m/usa lookin’ for a girl with a cam..
You: I was hoping to talk about the nature of the universe :(
Stranger: in all likelihood
Stranger: we are merely a simulation of life
Stranger: or a simulation within a simulation
You: thats paranoid thinking
Stranger: no its reasonable
Stranger: so space is infinite
Stranger: so there are an infinite number of planets
Stranger: which means there is, in all likelihood, an infinite number of life forms
You: so why then assume that we are a simulation?
Stranger: which means that in all likelihood
Stranger: an infinite number of them have created an infinite number of simulations of life
Stranger: because infinity is a bitch
You: but if you look at it that way, than i could say any random thing, and say its plausible
Stranger: i dunno. but that shits pretty funny
Stranger: its not like it makes a difference in any way
Stranger: whether we’re actually alive or a simulation
You: well good luck with that cam girl thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jeremy from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi :) looking for a girl for camsex fun. ( not being rude just cutting the bullshit)
You: I would like to have some camsex, but it has to be traumatic.. not fun
You: like you telling me I will never amount to anything
You: and telling me that my sister is so much better then me
Stranger: this will ne different
You: and then I cut myself
You: and the blood and tears mix
Stranger: ok let me drink it too
You: NOW WE BECAME SUPERHEROES OF THE NIGHT
You: FIGHTING CRIME AND LIVING IN PLACES OF SECRECY
You: THEY SHALL CALL US, THE SALTMEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Dr X from France
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you have stoning of criminals?
You: I guess im prejudiced
You: what about goats? Are they in abundance?
You: strange, when I hear Syria I think goats, sand and stoning
You: what do you think about that?
Stranger: not arab country the same
Stranger: look at google earth
You: I am aware of the position
Stranger: no u have learn more
You: teach me something strange about syrian culture
Stranger: we r good in clothes
You: aha, thats not so strange though
You: do you enjoy goat stew?
Stranger: i study medicine 3 rd year
You: mostly sit on my computer
Stranger: what abouf ur country
You: cold as fuck, good looking women
You: (no proper goat recipes)
You: did you know that ialsi is a city in northeastern Romania?
You: that is one of those things most people just do not know
Stranger: can u work wiith me
You: sure, what do you want me to work on?
Stranger: my father build hoapiital i want to biy some wquipmeny
Stranger: sory i use mobile
Stranger: i want u to give me price and company there
You: you want me to refer you to a medical supplier in Sweden?
You: that is so funny it’s not even funny
You: it’s one of those things that are so odd it cancels out any entertainment value it may contain
You: ok man, nice talking to you
You: good luck with the hospital
Stranger: to complete talking
Submitted by Jonas from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well, im chatting right naos
Stranger: so where you fraum?
You: you like the boomerang?
You: look outside your window
You: how many kangaroos do you see?
Stranger: but it is night so there could be more
You: why dont you go for a ride
You: hump in the bag infront of a kangaroo
Stranger: its called a pouch
Stranger: and they are sleeping
You: if they attack you can defeat them with a boomerang
You: lol look out, they kick
Stranger: if they attack theyll be too close for a boomberang
You: well jump in the pouch if they attack
You: you might destroy their wallet
You: watching “crocodile hunter”?
You: so do you like death metal music?
You: do you live in the outskirts australia?
Stranger: what are the outskirts
You: where kangaroos live freely
Stranger: thats more central australia
Stranger: outskirts would mean the edge of australa
Stranger: wich is the coast\
Stranger: so there arent really outskirts
Stranger: and no, i live in suburbia
You: i hope you dont run into a tasmanian devil
Stranger: why? theyre tiny
You: and you can defeat them again with the boomerang
You: and throw a pokemon ball
You: “with that little irritating music” congratsulations you caught a tasmaNIAN devil
Stranger: bunnys bite, are you scared of them
You: you can now name the tasmanian devil
Submitted by Undead from Greece
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am a 15 year old boy looking for a girl willing to give me pictures of her boobs
You: I bet you are. Why don’t you just look at porn? It will save you a lot of time and won’t cost money.
Stranger: im useing a school laptop so its kinda hard
You: Holy shit. 15 and using a school laptop? You must be either really rich, or really not American.
Stranger: nope im american and I am in omaha going to district 66
You: Well if you can afford the tuition for a school that gives you your own laptop, you can afford an iPodTouch/iPhone/any fucking smart phone that lets you view porn privately, anywhere…
Stranger: no my dad is a fucking cheapscate
You: Get a job, and then you won’t need the money for porn. You’ll get lots of pussy no matter how ugly you are if you have cash-flow.
Stranger: my grades suck so I cant get a job
You: Then become a criminal.
Stranger: as tempting as that is I dont really think that I what to steal from people
You: Look at Al Capone. Did he steal? yes. Did he cheat? yes. But he was a national hero, aside from being a criminal.
You: Steal from those who don’t need it. Be a modern day Robin Hood.
Stranger: umm no I just wont steal it’s not in my nature
You: So you’re too good to steal, but looking for girls who must be so fat, ugly, mentally challenged and desperate to take advantage of them on Omegle and get them to show you their tits is not bad at all?
Stranger: ok thats not entirely what I intend mostly cause I’m looking for decent or very preety girls to show me boobs
You: You’d have better luck finding them on chat rooms. Trust me. I’m a veteran speaking from experience. There is no pretty boobs on display, here.
Stranger: soo your a dude?
You: Brilliant observation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Reign from USA
(17 votes, score: 4.35)
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