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Master and Peasant

July 13th, 2011
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You: hello
Stranger: he hoy
Stranger: how are you sire
You: Doing quite well peasant. How are the fields then?
Stranger: secured
You: Good, dont want those Marcellos taking our wheat
You: We won’t survive the winter if they do.
Stranger: i have a secre no one knows about
Stranger: in my cellar
You: The donkey? We know peasant.
Stranger: lets just say it’ll do just fine during wintertime
You: So yes, the donkey.
Stranger: kekeke….
Stranger: yes, thats it
You: Oh dear! You are an orc peasant! Loktar ogar!
Stranger: news to me
You: Well, no matter. How if the family peasant? Free from turbucolosis and such?
Stranger: as long as the bearded ones don’t come and take away my life
Stranger: we’re okay
You: Good good. Not much of a sire if I dont have some people to rule over. If the bearded one comes, just make sure to get behind the walls of the castle. We have a new invention. A catapult! Great mechanical mastery.
You: We will put a Marcellos prisoner into it and shoot them into the bearded ones’ army.
Stranger: i have only my wooden cabin
Stranger: …and the thing in my hidden cellar. teehee.
You: Let’s hope the donkey is fast then. Mount him and head for the wall! Just make sure to wipe your feet before you come in.
You: Can’t have footprints everywhere, the Miss will be on my tail if we do.
Stranger: what was that sound
Stranger: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: BEARDED ONES?!?!
You: RUN! RUN PEASANT!
Stranger: i…………………………
Stranger: rababsaffgasdfd
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Submitted by Ashley from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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The Smoked Oysters

July 13th, 2011
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Stranger: Are you in the secret organization of the Smoked Oysters?
You: i am
Stranger: This mission is directed to members only Head B has presented for.
Stranger: Please wait till I get you’re file.
You: if you say so
Stranger: Agent 11, we have a super mission for you
Stranger: Are you ready?
You: ok i’ll wait
You: yes?
Stranger: Are you ready Agent 11 for this mission?
You: yes sir…
Stranger: You will be leaving at 2300 hours on friday
Stranger: You mission is to retrieve a package
Stranger: You will not open this package
Stranger: The enemy is Ganon.
You: got it!
Stranger: Stay away from him and his minions
You: anything else?
Stranger: When you leave on friday, you will travel towards Zora tribe Sheik will meet you there
Stranger: Sheik will then take you to Gerudo, where you will meet up with Tetra
Stranger: Tetra will take you through an underground tunnel system
Stranger: You will thus meet with an Impa
Stranger: Who will have that secret package.
Stranger: You will be asked a password
You: looking forward to it thanks
Stranger: The word will be
Stranger: BABYEATER I AM.
Stranger: You will then take this package
You: ok
Stranger: and go south
Stranger: You will meet this boy
Stranger: Around 6 foot on his transportation
Stranger: He has a very busty sword
You: oh
Stranger: You will show him this package
You: then what
Stranger: He will give you a piece of paper.
Stranger: Do not read this paper, Head B will know if you have or not.
You: i won’t
Stranger: Once you take the paper, he will let you borrow his chocobo
Stranger: You will head west toward Midgard.
Stranger: Also known as Ganon’s land.
Stranger: Ganon has many creatures under his wings that will try and stop you
Stranger: We have given you a replica of the Master Sword.
Stranger: With this sword you may kill almost everything in your way.
Stranger: Be warned if you happened to bump into the deadly Horntail
Stranger: You will need a fleat of 25 to help you defeat him.
Stranger: But if you bump into Pink Bean, you are surely dead.
You: hmmm
Stranger: Once you pass Midgard
Stranger: You will go straight for Deku.
Stranger: Good luck with your mission Agent 11.
You: ok i’m off to fulfill my mission
You: thanks.
Stranger: This messages will self destruction in…
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: *computer explodes*
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Submitted by Iulia from Romania

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A Panda Story

July 13th, 2011
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Stranger: hey cheer me up
You: I shall try my hardest
You: Do you want me to do all the talking?
You: I assume that silence is a yes…
Stranger: sure
Stranger: sorry organizing music
You: It’s ok
You: Do you want me to tell you a story
You: about a Panda?
Stranger: sure
You: At one point in time there lived a Panda named Philip
You: Philip really liked to stare at the sky
You: as he was sure that it was going to eat him one day
You: So he would sit on his favorite hill and just stare upward
You: Now the other Pandas were worried about Philip
You: Pandas should spend their days staring at bamboo not the sky
You: You cannot eat the sky
You: Philip knew that he could not eat the sky, but he had became sure that the sky could eat him after having a long conversation with a cricket about the state of the world’s fisheries.
You: So he sat on that hill intent on making sure that if the sky did try to eat the Pandas he could warn them in time.
You: One cool evening Philip was watching the sky as he normally did when he saw a flash off in the distance.
You: Philip didn’t know what this flash was but he became terrified that this flash was part of the sky’s eating process.
You: So he ran down the hill to warn the other pandas. The other pandas were skeptical, but willing to humor the strange panda they hid in a cave for the night.
You: These flashes were not the sky taking a munch out of the countryside as the silly Panda thought but the initial flashes of nuclear warheads detonating over the horizon.
You: As the Pandas slept in their cave, the world’s countries were engulfed in unquenchable nuclear fire, and the people died, and the forests burned. The sky was filled with ash.
You: But the Pandas survived
You: The End
Stranger: amazing
You: haha
Stranger: didn’t cheer me up
You: Well were you entertained?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i’d rather be drinking tonight
Stranger: but i can’t
Stranger: so i am sad
You: Well truly you did not understand the moral of this story
You: about the need for good hygiene.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Griffin from USA

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Will The Majestic Unicorn Spell Impress?

July 13th, 2011
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You: A wizard has turned into a majestic unicorn.
Stranger: hey
You: Is this awesome (y/n)
Stranger: no
Stranger: its homosexual
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Submitted by Snarkie from France

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Ski or Die

July 13th, 2011
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Stranger: so have you snowboarded or skiied before
You: No.
You: No I have not.
You: Does that make you feel… angry?
Stranger: aww bummer man
Stranger: makes me feel sad
You: An unpleasant tingling sensation.
You: Linked to the inner lobe of your right brain.
You: Coursing through your veins.
You: How does this make you feel.
You: Does it make you feel…. uncomfortable?
Stranger: yea
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Submitted by Snarkie from France

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