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Loading ...No Muffins, Because of You..
November 12th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey you
You: me!
Stranger: yes you! i have a question
You: how many astronauts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Stranger: no. i have a question for you.
You: in soviet russia, you give question to stranger
You: in america, stranger says f*** you
You: on omegle, stranger says f*** you im horny
Stranger: in soviet russia, question asks you
You: then … well that was not expected
Stranger: mwahaha!
You: in life, if you horny on omegle, i hunt you down
You: and kill you
You: all vith strong russian accent
You: da?
Stranger: i am not horny! i only have a question!
You: so i no have to find, hunt and keel you!
Stranger: silence! i keel you!
Stranger: Y U NO LISTEN TO ME
You: ohhhhh ahkmed is no match for strong soviet mine worker
You: especially when russian have AK47!!!
Stranger: russian needs to listen to question.
Stranger: i care not for ak47
You: well then why the hell havent you asked?!?!?!!?
You: lol
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: do you know…
Stranger: the muffin man?
You: da
You: he vas my first kill
Stranger: *squinty stare-down*
You: i get first blood from muffin man
Stranger: no muffins… because of you.
Stranger: son. you disappoint.
You: da comerade
Stranger: you are fail.
You: in soviet russia, fail are you
Stranger: in soviet russia, muffin man kill you
You: in soviet russia muffin eat man
Stranger: in soviet russia, no muffins. too cold.
You: in soviet russia
You: we have
You: ..
You: we have…
You: WE HAVE
You: …
You: no muffins D;
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Caleb from USA
Antimatter
September 9th, 2011
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Explain how antimatter works.
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 1: u dont have any enemy
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Submitted by Karla from USA
Midget Banter
September 9th, 2011
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You are midgets, now communicate accordingly.
Stranger 1: Fuck you tall people
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Submitted by Olav from Norway
Potential Cannibal
September 7th, 2011
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If the moon were made of spare ribs, would ya eat it?
Stranger: hmmm… im a vegan
Stranger: so no lol
Stranger: you
You: I know I would.
You: Then I’d wash it down with a tall cool budweiser
Stranger: dayum boi
Stranger: id wash it down with some sky u feel me
You: Vegan huh? Are animals not here as a supplemental source for man?
Stranger: one should never eat an animal
Stranger: it is like eating a human
You: Are we not Earth’s premeir being?
Stranger: would u eat a human?
You: If it meant saving my own life
Stranger: cannabal!
You: only a potential cannibal
Stranger: hawt
You: a species main goal is the advancement of that species
Stranger: are you from nebraska
You: If that meant I had to eat another human to live and continue the species, thenso be it
You: No
Stranger: are u from the south
Stranger: /mid west
You: I’ve never been north of the mason dixon line
Stranger: what state are u from
You: all over, military
Stranger: ur in the military?
Stranger: and a cannibal??
You: potential cannibal
You: survivor
Stranger: fo shiz
You: you would die instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Nic from USA