Omegle Conversations

You: do you like pie hannah??

You: whats you favourite colour?

You: whats your theory on evolution?

You: what age are you?

You: what country you from?

You: and you dont know what evoloution is? are you serious? are you stupid?

You: ok, let me say it in simpler terms:

You: how do you think the big wide world was made?

You: do you go to school?

You: im in college

You: ireland

You: and we learned how the world was made when we were ten

You: if not younger

You: that, and other theries

You: cya

You: what planet are you from?

You: er Zygon

You: im not sure, could be its a pretty big Galaxy

You: Well Zygon is a fairly new planet, i only arrived on it a few years ago, and the waterways have been havoc ever since!

You: the atmosphere was brought over from another planet, it took 2 yrs to get it just right and ready for people to live on it, that was about 5 yrs ago now, and they are still ironing out the problems!

You: This technology is light years ahead of its time, no one except the people who created it know anything about how it really works, that is all we were told when we arrived.

You: Our atmosphere has a much higher oxygen level than other planets, it would be deadly to other species but we survive thanks to specially adapted lungs, it has taken many generations to hone the design of our lungs but now we can live where others cannot.

You: well theres helium but we cannot breathe that. What is Tellus like?

You: Hmm sounds like a nice place to live, i like water – like i said on Zygon the waterways are chaos at the moment, they are being fixed but it takes a long time

You: Our waterways run throughout our lands, without it we would crumble and die, it provides us with the moisture our bodies need to survive, our food has poor nutrition and animals cannot survive in our environment so we cannot eat meat, the water gives us vegetation which keeps us nourished

You: It is not that hot, it is hotter than earth was but it is cool enough that our water does not evaporate.

You: We were taught about a lot of planets before we came to Zygon, earth is one of the many that we were given information about to help us on our new planet, they are similar but as i said the Oxygen level is much higher.

You: Over 1 million, but i do not see many of them, i only see those i come in contact with on a daily basis. We have ochtas, which are medium sized populations within which we go about our daily lives, people in an ochta do not have contact with people from other ochtas unless there is an emergency which threatens our way of life.

You: He has been to our planet once but i did not see him, i have heard stories of him though.

You: Okay, it was nice talking to you, Bye!

You: desperate guy?

You: girl?

You: cyber?

You: it’s cool. we dont need a camera

You: wait, i’ll start it off. :)

You: I’m taking a walk in the park on a lonely summers day when I see a bird caught in the rest area.

You: I capture it and gently carry it outside and I let it fly out of my hands and be free.

You: I watch it as it glides through the air swiftly. Unexpectedly it lands on a bench where you are reading a book.

You: Your beauty is beyond anyone I have ever seen.

You: I have to talk to you. Only destiny could have landed that bird next to you.

You: I walk over to you.

You: Hi

You: snaps finger…..

You: hello?

You: I’m not that bad looking.:( Am I?

You: You aren’t even looking at me.

You: Sniffle……

You: I just want to find someone to love!!!!!!!

You: I start to have a seizure!

You: The pain is unbearable…

You: Help me!!!!

You: I grab at your leg, trying to get your attention.

You: A man is coming over.

You: He takes my wallet.

You: He then proceeds to pull out his bowie knife.

You: Please! God! No!

You: He rips open my shirt.

You: Someone! Help!

You: The man starts to slowly cut off my nipple.

You: AHHHHHH!!!!!

You: Help!!!!

You: He cuts it off finally…and stuffs it in my mouth.

You: He walks away like nothing happened.

You: Please, Who ever you are! Help me!

You: Don’t leave me hear to die!

You: I am bleeding out mumbling a few last words as you are enveloped in your book.

You: Finally, my last breath…….bitch…….

You: That’s what I get for trying to fall in love….

You: Hello

You: I was told there would be cake?

You: What?

You: What are you saying?

You: :(

You: it’s still a triumph though

You: hai

You: y not?

You: Why does everyone always ask that?!

You: It’s not like I’m going to tell the truth anyways

You: fine im a guy who lives in Brazil n im 23

You: and ur gonna believe me rnt u?

You: do u think im being serious?

You: i cud b a serial killer

You: or a hacker

You: or a haccker/ serial killer

You: but you wouldnt know that. now would u?

You: Me?

You: 32C

You: Yeah.

You: But I’m a dude.

You: Sooo…

You: hi

You: how did you know i was a man ? CAN YOU SEE ME ?!

You: OH ! i got a fright there

You: i was so startled

You: i wont, i gave my heart to the last guy i was talking to

You: eh i hav 3 so its fine

You: i need the other hearts for an emergency

You: you can have my liver though,

You: you can have half of my heart if that happens :)

You: do go on

You: thats not good enough ! no you cant

You: you gave it a good shot

You: i dont give my heart to just anyone

You: but he was doing surgery on a woman ! she needed it

You: it was a life and/or death situation

You: whats wrong with yours

You: who brokeded it ?! ILL KILL THEM

You: me ?! noo

You: now i have to commit suicide

You: but i have to… i said id kill whoever did it to you

You: no ill need them in the afterlife

You: im one quarter egyptian you see

You: i never will :(

You: it is for this that i must kill myself

You: Hi!

You: I’m doing fine

You: What is this thing that the young folks call “gettin’ jiggy with it”

You: Yes

You: Oh my goodness!

You: How does that work?

You: Oh, I’d never!

You: How would one “crunk”?

You: Oh my goodness! It looks like someone could jab their eye out while doing that!

You: Where are the children’s mothers?

You: Oh how terrible!

You: Oh no! Even the aliens in outer space do this too?

You: Oh my goodness…

You: I have to call my friend Estelle on the telephone. Or maybe I should take the automobile down to her house. She has to hear about this!

You: The end of the world?

You: Theresa

You: Oh no!

You: Then she must already have crunked

You: Thank you young man!

You: I shall go now!

You: Would you like to assist in the creation of a religious dogma?

You: ah yes?

You: i would love to hear about it

You: hmmm

You: but is that your own?

You: created by you?

You: i am not sure that it is a religion

You: i do not think it is actually

You: it is more of a belief system… like atheism or buddhism

You: did you?

You: how convenient!

You: where was it?

You: well they do say “finders keepers”

You: religion requires dogmatic practices… of faith and such

You: i do not believe agnosticism involves that so much

You: yes it is quite

You: which is why i decided it time to create a new one

You: and make it fun perhaps

You: psychedelics and herbal remedies yes

You: that is the limit for me though

You: and my religion

You: i apologize if you would be interested in the harder of drugs

You: you will not be looked down upon

You: it is just not part of my religion’s practices

You: but of course

You: why wouldn’t you be able to?

You: it is your choice if ou smoke to excess or not… and you pay your own price for doing such

You: but it would not affect your… standing? in the relgion

You: no no

You: pay

You: as in… flunk out of school… get fired…. sleep all the time… eat too much… lose your girlfriend because you want to play mario instead of have sex…

You: pay that way

You: hmmm

You: well

You: stealing is a touchy subject in this religion

You: stealing from those it can hurt, is wrong

You: stealing to survive is not

You: ok

You: that is fine

You: my religion requires sex before marriage

You: no hell

You: it is a sort of pergatory

You: if you are bad

You: but you have to be really bad

You: like… hitler would go into a very long spiritual time out

You: as all souls are good… only the human can be bad…. souls will feel such horrific remorse for any bad things they have done

You: if you have done bad bad bad things, you will sit alone in “timeout” for thousands of years to reflect on what you allowed your human flesh to do

You: do you understand what i am describing for the timeout bit?

You: everyone, even the worst of people, eventually makes it to heaven since their soul is good…

You: but if they allowed their flesh to do bad things, they must sit and ponder this before ascending fully to heaven

You: hmmm

You: why the big deal with virgins?

You: they bleed

You: gross

You: why not girls that have just had sex like… 3 times?

You: so it’s still quite tight

You: yet not bloody

You: or painful for them

You: well

You: 3 times isn’t really experienced

You: but it is fresh, but not untouched…

You: but

You: they will just be made that way

You: so i guess they are still technically virgins

You: they are “sex angels”

You: ah

You: it is so new and small at this point

You: very little have i written abou tthis

You: what are your thoughts on reincarnation

You: optional?

You: what?

You: you cannot save a person from death

You: it happens

You: to save people? sadly not…. the earth would become overcrowded

You: as if it is not already

You: that’s what “they” say

You: maybe he did

You: what if Jesus was just delusional and insane? and just a really good public speaker too?

You: hmm

You: life as in life on earth?

You: i cannot be having people stay on earth

You: it becomes to crowded

You: ah there is that idea

You: This life does not suck, it is a learning/teaching ground

You: to grow and mature your spirit

You: you can be reincarnated if you would like

You: but you start as a baby

You: that is your choice

You: there are always things that you can learn

You: ??

You: i don’t understand that sentence

You: ah yes

You: lol

You: ecology is the study of the interaction between people and the environment… i think

You: books are so beautiful

You: just find the right ones to start you off

You: generally, most religious writings are rather dry

You: you need an intense interest in the subject to truly enjoy them

You: ah

You: those papers do make good rolling papers

You: they are perfect

You: i cannot lie

You: there are good teachings in all religious writings

You: there are

You: you just have to sadly sort through a lot of boring writings to find them

You: have you tried books from other religions?

You: nah

You: no title

You: just me

You: sure

You: Bobby

You: hello

You: i would love that

You: if peace could be brought

You: i cannot think of a greater thing

You: if instead of handshakes, we exchanged hugs

You: and meant it

You: of course

You: BUT

You: 100% consentual sex

You: not aided by drugs or alcohol at first

You: it must be sober consentual sex

You: possibly the marijuana

You: but alcohol, though tasty as it is, is not good for the initial sex act between two people

You: it can lead to people, who wouldn’t normally have sex together, having sex

You: but yes marijuana

You: mushrooms

You: lsd

You: may be permitted for this

You: the little chicks?

You: Defining the age of consent is very hard

You: In some countries it’s as low as 13 I believe

You: that they do

You: but, to a point

You: below a certain age would do more damage than good, even if it may feel good to us

You: and again, much of it is about intent

You: if a man was to fall in true love with a younger girl… the situation would have to be looked at

You: if a man just wanted to do a little girl

You: that is not necisserily good

You: I do not think incest shall be permitted

You: oh i understand

You: you mean deciding if your child is ready

You: why is this?

You: i do not know if that is what caused their civilization to last

You: rather than just being advanced for their time

You: dogs?

You: i just don’t understand what you are trying to say though

You: well of course

You: animals are very intuitie

You: intuitive

You: much more connected to the earth, natural rhythms, universe, etc

You: i do not disregard this

You: at all

You: just have not gotten there yet

You: trying to make this less ADD

You: rather than more ADD

You: but yes

You: dogs, cats, birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, etc

You: hmm

You: that is old testament

You: very old school and closed-minded

You: but who should be killed???

You: wouldn’t that begin to degrade the idea of peace?

You: and of love?

You: once you find one reason to kill someone based on your religion

You: you start to “find” more and more reasons

You: and the reasons get more and more sketchy

You: hmmm

You: but that still leaves some person in charge of these decisions

You: and thus, corruption would ensue

You: bribes

You: threats

You: etc

You: i feel, if it was allowed, that it would only be ok to kill a person if they killed another person… intentionally or due to their absolute lack of responsibility (i.e. driving drunk)

You: there are many of them

You: yes

You: well

You: i feel that, based on what i said, you could kill

You: but it is only those who deserve it that shall be killed

You: and those who deserve it will definitely be killed

You: not released from jail on “good behavior”

You: those who kill others because of religious beliefs have a choice… because they are almost always brainwashed

You: they can either take the time to understand what they did, realize it was wrong and BS, or they can die

You: Bobism

You: why not?

You: Bobianity?

You: most of them are ism’s…

You: but maybe that is a good point you make

You: there is no such thing as islamism

You: just islam

You: just so you know

You: <3

You: what shall i call it then, good sir?

You: ok

You: Super….?

You: The Church of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

You: you do know what that word is right?

You: from Mary Poppins

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw

You: check it

You: quite jolly

You: or the Church of Hakuna-Matata

You: did you go to the youtube link

You: ah

You: ah i thank you

You: how wonderful :-)

You: no

You: 1st

You: yes

You: though there is much tweaking to be done to the dogma

You: ok

You: farewell

You: enjoy your wank