California Kush
March 7th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am the chief who dares enter my tepee
Stranger: me
You: Hello me
Stranger: hello chief
You: From where do you come, Mr or Mrs Me?
Stranger: i come of the great coast of california
You: And what brings you to Bongo-bongo Land?
Stranger: in search of purple tomatoes
You: The purple tomatoes are sacred to Nglotk Village!
You: I cannot allow you to remove them.
Stranger: is there some type of settlement we can agree on? me and my people offer… the california kush
You: Hm. It would be allowed if you battle the oldest woman in the village, bare-buttocked and carrying an 8-pound baby.
Stranger: ALAS! an agreement. my best man Hagapochoo will battle your oldest women, bare butticked while carrying and 8 pound baby!
You: She is 15, due to be sacrificed to the volcano goddess Mpontepi tomorrow.
You: Splendid.
Stranger: ill meet you at high noon of the wuhponcha!!
You: Then it is agreed.
You: Enjoy your stay in Nglotok Village. We have very delicious yak’s testicles.
Stranger: splendid
Stranger: farewell my chief! your purple tomatoes will soon be mine…
You: Not if Shnakloptankaki has anything to say about it.
Stranger: we will see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from England
(6 votes, score: 4.67)
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