Bountiful Mass of Tissue on Chest
April 8th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellooo……………
Stranger: Verily, one bestows one’s greetings.
You: Thy greetings are gracefully accepted.
Stranger: Rather.
Stranger: Are you in a mental state of arousal, in or around which you may be sexually?
Stranger: And do you, in fact, have a mass of tissue on one’s chest?
Stranger: Of which may be bountiful?
You: Alas… I do possess a mass of tissue, but it lays much below my chest, and is of cylindrical shape… I would venture thee expecteth a mass of conical, of which I possess none.
Stranger: Ah, ’tis an unfortunate misunderstanding of the highest order.
Stranger: One suspects one will have to find another parter with which to play with one’s cane to.
Stranger: Cheeri-oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sanders from India
(92 votes, score: 4.64)
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hahahaha . Mass of bountiful tissue.lmao
this one is awesome!
Haha! That’s funny!
haha posh cyber, or attempt at it