You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: No, it’s just fantasy.
You: Ah, caught in a landslide?
Stranger: Yeah, no escape from reality.
You: Hm, open your eyes then?
Stranger: Alright. I’ll look up into the skies, and see you’re just a poor boy.
You: Yeah! I need no sympathy.
Stranger: You’re easy come, easy go?
You: Little high, little low?
Stranger: Any way the wind blows.
You: Doesn’t really matter to me.
Stranger: My mama just killed a man…
You: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Stranger: Mama… life has just begun!
You: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Stranger: Mama.. oh, I didn’t mean to make you cry; if I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on as if nothing really matters.
You: Too late, my time has come,
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine.. body’s aching all the time.
You: Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,
Stranger: Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth.
You: Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die,
Stranger: Sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
You: *guitar riff*
Stranger: You are a winner.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sam from USA