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Bohemian Rhapsody

December 9th, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: No, it’s just fantasy.
You: Ah, caught in a landslide?
Stranger: Yeah, no escape from reality.
You: Hm, open your eyes then?
Stranger: Alright. I’ll look up into the skies, and see you’re just a poor boy.
You: Yeah! I need no sympathy.
Stranger: You’re easy come, easy go?
You: Little high, little low?
Stranger: Any way the wind blows.
You: Doesn’t really matter to me.
Stranger: My mama just killed a man…
You: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Stranger: Mama… life has just begun!
You: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Stranger: Mama.. oh, I didn’t mean to make you cry; if I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on as if nothing really matters.
You: Too late, my time has come,
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine.. body’s aching all the time.
You: Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,
Stranger: Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth.
You: Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die,
Stranger: Sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
You: *guitar riff*
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: You are a winner.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Sam from USA

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  1. Larz
    December 10th, 2009 at 11:11 | #1

    LOL that is a total win. Bohemian rhapsody converted to a conversation xD!!!!

  2. KoDen
    December 12th, 2009 at 08:45 | #2

    Totally Awesome :D :D :D

  3. December 29th, 2009 at 09:27 | #3

    yo

  4. wtf
    January 15th, 2010 at 08:21 | #4

    wtf is this? its neither fun neither win…

  5. mel
    January 28th, 2010 at 16:56 | #5

    Love this “)

  6. MERINGOO
    February 16th, 2010 at 19:25 | #6

    HAHA – BRILLIANT.

  7. HollywoodUndeadSoldier13
    February 18th, 2010 at 23:52 | #7

    Haha Epic Win :)

  8. Audaerin
    March 21st, 2010 at 17:43 | #8

    <.<; I'm pretty sure that this one was me too, but mine may have just been similar, I need to start saving my conversations LOL

  9. Molly
    April 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 | #9

    WIN

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