Beef Tongue
February 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what do u like better
You: cats or dogs
Stranger: hedgehogs, actually
You: hmm why
Stranger: but cats and dogs are both nice. dogs give more affection but cats are lower maintenance
Stranger: you?
Stranger: hedgehogs are cute
Stranger: and small
You: in my country we eat hedgehogs for breakfast
Stranger: australia? new zealand?
You: their meat is very tendue
You: tendure
Stranger: well, see that’s another use for a hedgehog
Stranger: i know other countries that eat dogs and cats
Stranger: i guess anything is game
You: have u tried human meat
Stranger: no, that would be a bit weird
Stranger: to be able to talk to your meal
You: i once bit my lip, thats the closest ive had to eating human meat
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tasty
You: a bit bloody
You: but thats how i like em
Stranger: i hate biting my tongue
Stranger: i’d rather bite my lip than my tongue
You: have u had pig tongue?
Stranger: mmm, no. beef tongue yeah. in soup or something
Stranger: you?
You: i had tongue before
You: it was in paris
Stranger: wow, how was it cooked?
You: i believe they call it french kiss, and its served alive
Stranger: alive? or raw?
You: alive
You: still attached
You: she was inexperienced though
Stranger: whaaaat
You: i thought we’re talking about tongues
Stranger: to eat a live tongue?
Stranger: just dine on an animal while it’s stretched in front of you?
You: who said eat, i said i had tongues
You: didnt east them
You: eat
Stranger: oh, we were talking about food
Stranger: thought we were still talking about food
Stranger: lol
You: arnt we?
Stranger: i’m confused.
You: beef tongues
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Phuey from Canada
(20 votes, score: 3.80)
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