Because Black Guys
December 8th, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: cool story, bro
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: let’s start over
Stranger: shall we?
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: cool story…. bro
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: we fucked uup
Stranger: one more time?
Stranger: i’m sorry
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: fuck! what the fuck! you fucking dick! why did you do that?
Stranger: becuase â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘
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You: oh. and cool story, bro
You: im black
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Thomas from Denmark


(49 votes, score: 3.78)
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