Badass Dragons
November 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: UNICORNS OR DRAGONS
You: I’m a kind soul.
You: So MOTHER FUCKING, FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YES
Stranger: dragons fucking own
You: FUCK YES!
You: With laser eyes!
You: And fucking knives for scales.
Stranger: what if i told you i was a dragon?
You: I WOULD FUCKING SHIT OUT A UNICORN!
You: WHOLE!
Stranger: I JUST DID
Stranger: I JUST SHAT A UNICORN
Stranger: A WHOLE UNICORN
You: FUCK!
You: GOD DAMN DRAGONS!
You: So fucking badass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by B from Canada

(47 votes, score: 4.64)
This is what omegle is for.