You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: i feel like stabbing you
You: *slowly bleedes from several knife wounds*
Submitted by Dan from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Gummi bears or gummi worms?
You: That wasn’t the question, try again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the game of life
Stranger: I have rigged dice I can’t lose
You: this game does not include dice
You: hence i have re-rigged the game
Stranger: I also have a double heads coin
You: no coins included either muahahahaha
Stranger: and a deck of marked cards
Stranger: and a horde of zombies
You: the game is rigged in MY favor
Stranger: In which case I combine it with MY game which has dicwe and roll a critical failure
Stranger: but it has some effect which means it bypassed the zombie proof armour
You: no not the zombie proof armor
You: got shot in the foot
Stranger: oh right I use headshot
You: no head is invincible
Stranger: I use flamethrower headshot and torch your hair and make u look stupid and resign the game in shame so I win by default
You: there will be no default wins
Stranger: then I use the matrix and a clone so u and it will play forever and I will leave but u no doubt have already devised a way around it and I call a draw meaning we both win at life
You: we have come to an agreement
You: you are a worthy opponent
Stranger: I must now leave for I must train my knowledge of pointless trivia that will one day lead to me beating you but prob not cos u’ll have also trained
Stranger: *rides off in to the sunset
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Josh from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: i like that this site is strangers
Stranger: its more realistic than the real world
Stranger: when people see me, they automatically judge me
Stranger: u wont believe me if i tell you
Stranger: (which is what i like about htis site)
Stranger: im pretty famous
You: for what are you famous?
Stranger: but in all honesty i kinda dont deserve much of it
You: lemme guess…beethoven? is that you?
Stranger: never heard taht before
Stranger: beethoven deserved it
You: well, it’s just as likely as you telling me you’re jon bon jovi or something
You: is it hard for you to be a transsexual musician? most people think you’re a guy, but I know the real story, and that must be very difficult for you.
Stranger: well as long as people dont know lol
You: it’ll come out, girl. you and I both know it.
Stranger: dude ur kidding right?
Stranger: nobody actually thinks im a chick
You: you’re one of the girls from Hanson, right?
You: (which is pretty serious)
You: anyway, enjoy your fame!
Submitted by Alexis from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: After careful calculations…
You: I have concluded that…
You: Would you like to upgrade your rank?
You: What is the square root of 4?
You: Would you like to upgrade your rank again?
Stranger: i’m gonna have to with…
Stranger: IM THE BESTA, AROUUUUND
Stranger: NOTHINS GONNA EVER BRING ME DOWN
You: (That’s dumbass raised to the fourth power)
You: You have one more try.
You: If you and I have been chatting for about 10 minutes and the tax value on internet hasn’t changed in the last 20 hours…
You: HOLY SHIT!!! THAT’S RIGHT!!!
Submitted by Manny from USA
(19 votes, score: 3.63)
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