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Midget Banter

September 9th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
You are midgets, now communicate accordingly.

Stranger 1: Fuck you tall people

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Olav from Norway

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Duck Life

September 9th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
You guys are ducks. Deal with it.

Stranger 2: I might be a duck..

Stranger 2: So what?? O:

Stranger 2: There is nothing wrong in a birds life!!

Stranger 1: deal with it then

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Elohaxx from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Two Strangers on an Island

September 9th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
The both of you are stranded on what looks like a fairly large but desolate island in the middle of the pacific, you have no memory of how you got there or who the other person is. What will you do?

Stranger 2: I murder and eat the other stranger

Stranger 1: rape the other person

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Karla from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (12 votes, score: 2.92)
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What is Yoga?

September 9th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What is yoga?

Stranger 2: I prefer yoda

Stranger 1: fuck you and yoga

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Olav from Norway

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (11 votes, score: 3.18)
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Potential Cannibal

September 7th, 2011
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If the moon were made of spare ribs, would ya eat it?
Stranger: hmmm… im a vegan
Stranger: so no lol
Stranger: you
You: I know I would.
You: Then I’d wash it down with a tall cool budweiser
Stranger: dayum boi
Stranger: id wash it down with some sky u feel me
You: Vegan huh? Are animals not here as a supplemental source for man?
Stranger: one should never eat an animal
Stranger: it is like eating a human
You: Are we not Earth’s premeir being?
Stranger: would u eat a human?
You: If it meant saving my own life
Stranger: cannabal!
You: only a potential cannibal
Stranger: hawt
You: a species main goal is the advancement of that species
Stranger: are you from nebraska
You: If that meant I had to eat another human to live and continue the species, thenso be it
You: No
Stranger: are u from the south
Stranger: /mid west
You: I’ve never been north of the mason dixon line
Stranger: what state are u from
You: all over, military
Stranger: ur in the military?
Stranger: and a cannibal??
You: potential cannibal
You: survivor
Stranger: fo shiz
You: you would die instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Nic from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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