You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hello, I’m not in at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.
Stranger: hey it’s me, you never gave me that 20 bucks you owe me, and now your ignoring my calls WTF man?
Stranger: give me a call back when you get this
You: Oh hey, about that…..
Stranger: oh look who wants to talk now…
Stranger: listen i’m not loaning you shit agian!
You: Sorry, my dog was huming the cat.
Stranger: ok ok, but there won’t be a next time
You: How much do I owe you?
Stranger: last week you Ahole!
You: Look man, I went to the casino, and lost it all on the roulette
Stranger: THAT WASN’T YOUR MONEY TO LOOSE
You: I’LL GET IT BACK FOR YOU!
Stranger: you said it was for rent man you said it was for rent
Stranger: i’m dissapointed in you
Stranger: you have a problem.
You: Look, my wife has AIDS. I have to look after her!
You: I needed to gamble the $20 for her!
Stranger: i understand, and i’m sorry i gave your wife AIDS in the first place, but the point is that was MY MONEY
You: You gave my wife AIDS?!
Stranger: oh shit…i thought you knew……
You: HOLY SHIT, SHE SUCKED ME OFF!
Stranger: i’m sorry man, i didn’t want you to find out like this
You: I now have nothing to live for!
You: Execpt my sexually over active dog.
Stranger: listen, how bout we just forget about that 20 and go grab a beer. we cool?
You: Okay man, you can buy the first round.
Stranger: cool see ya then
Submitted by Will from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I refuse to give my salutations first.
Stranger: I refuse to blow your circumsized chode.
You: I refuse to get transgender surgery just so that you could have the option to do that.
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Submitted by Not Circumsized from USA
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You: I….Have….The…Time of my life….. and I owe it all to you….. you you you you you you you you you.
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Submitted by Josh from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Stranger: Are you referring to the gourd in my pocket? That is not a banana.
Stranger: Easy mistake. I get that all the time. Maybe I should find a new place to keep my gourds.
You: it looked like a banana from a distance
You: probably not the best thing to carry them around with you all the time
Stranger: I’m sure it did. And probably not… but, you know, I’m just not sure they’re ready to be left alone.
You: you dont need to take it everywheere
You: aww poor little thing
You: its going to have to learn somehow
Stranger: I know. We’re seeing someone about it.
You: a doctor or a psyciatrist? *sorry cba to spell*
Stranger: Well both… but we’re seeing the psyciatrist about the attachment issues….
You: whats the doctor for then?….
You: omg it has cancer doesn’t it? :(
Stranger: OH GOODNESS NO….. Well…. we had an incident a few years back…. I… I tried to drown him! …. But we are working through this… he is still a little soggy hence the need for Doctor Baird
You: errm…. i probably shouldn’t ask but i kind of want to know…. wh… why did you try drowning him?
Stranger: ….. Well…. Let’s just say I was concerned for the safety of myself and those around me, so I felt the best solution was drowning the menace….. that I love….
You: why was he errm attacking people or threatening to do something?..
Stranger: He would attack people without moving…. he was just not a very well behaved gourd…. :\
You: aww well i blame the parents, did you raise him alone? that might be where some of the problems & attachment issues are coming from
Stranger: … I’ve said too much already! Ermm….. we have to take a shower! ….. Blerb…..
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Submitted by Cheeseasaurus from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: We have so much in common ^ω^
You: Lets hold a party!! ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
Stranger: you can wery much thing whit those things ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
You: Cuz I’m hardcore ┌(`～´)┐
Stranger: i’m easycore, haha do you get it.. ? hehe
Stranger: i have seen that before
You: omg! moste epic ever
Stranger: and i can “a”v whit tail, will you see it ?
You: Ohoh! Never saw that one before ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: wow, i’m the best hardcored person in this world
Stranger: did you not saw that @
You: You really know how to hurt my feelings dont you ಥ_ಥ
Submitted by Olivebates from Denmark
(47 votes, score: 4.62)
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