You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: ask me any 5 questions aside from gender or name(meaning i’m not a teenage nerd looking for cybersex, sorry) and i’ll respond to them honestly
You: have you ever wanted to kill yourself
You: was it because of your honors english class?
You: can i have something to eat?
You: if i repeat the question will it count as another question?
You: did that just count as a question?
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Submitted by Ryan Hall from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: i’m wet in my panties
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Submitted by Attie from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey… what year is it?
Stranger: are you a fucking idiot
You: but i thought i used a time machine…
You: fuck! it didnt work.
Stranger: of course it didnt work
Stranger: time machines havent been invented yet
Submitted by Sharnie from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: You wake up in an old musty room on a hard springy bed. You are in a cold sweat and you have a sharp pain in your shoulder. When you go to rub you shoulder you realise that there is something under ther blanket next to you. You pull the blanket down to reveal a midget man. What do you do?
Stranger: I am startled! but feel the pain of an anus aflame from last night, I wonder what happened and scream at the midget “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?”
You: The midget awakens just as suprised as you are. He ask you who you are.
Stranger: I pause for a moment…confused and tired. I look at my surroundings and look outside the window only to find out I am somehow in Thailand. I ask the midget if he remembers anything either
You: The midget reply’s with a nod. He doesn’t seem to remember anything either.
You: As the midgets gets up the blanket falls from his body only to reveal a large pink strap on connected to his boday.
Stranger: I stare, agape at the midget. Too shocked for words
You: The midgets quickly removes the strap on but soon realizes that the strap on is gorilla glued to him.
You: The midget looks at you and sees you hold the glue bottle.
Stranger: I say “We both dont remember anything, ok?” We cant jump to conclusions here, we need to get out.
Stranger: and I walk towards the door
You: Soon to find out that the door is locked you begin heading towards the window to try to escape. The won’t open either. You attempt to break it buy it just wont budge. What now!?
Stranger: i sit on the edge of the bed, and begin to think. I notice the telephone and I try to contact someone
Stranger: The phone doesnt work, to no surprise. I ask the midget for ideas
You: Midget can’t think for he is very starved and dehydrated.
Stranger: I pound on the walls and attempt to break it to make some sort of hole to escape
Submitted Stephanie from USA
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Stranger: What would happen if you let go of a pen on the Moon?
You: will it like go into space?
Stranger: You mean float?
Stranger: No, it will not float…
Stranger: It will slowly drop down to the Moon’s surface.
Stranger: The Moon does have a gravitational pull.
Stranger: I mean how else did the astronauts stay on the moon?
Stranger: I applaud at your response!
Stranger: i have to ask more people if they know the answer
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Submitted by Natalee from USA
(54 votes, score: 4.69)
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(27 votes, score: 3.89)