You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you tell me why the clouds outside my house are brown?
You: That’s not normal, is it?
Stranger: Ohhh god. I’m afraid you’re in big trouble dear..
Stranger: Brown clouds = no good . very very very no good.
You: What’s going to happen?
Stranger: Only god knows, only god knows. But you better prepare because… no good. very very very no good, dear… Did they talk to you? Tell me….
You: Did who talk to me? Nobody talked to me.
You: Oh god, was someone supposed to talk to me?
Stranger: They did not talk to you! Oh lord…… Eat cheese. Eat lots of cheese.
You: What kind? Is chedder all right?
Stranger: No… I don’t think so… Goat cheese would be good. Eat the goat too, it might help.
You: BUT I DON’T HAVE A GOAT
Stranger: EAT YOUR CAT, YOUR DOG, YOUR KID… whatever walks on four legs and smells! HURRY! You fool!
You: BUT I DON’T WANT TOO!!!! I WUV MY KITTY
Stranger: YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE. It would eat you if it had a chance. SO HURRY! oh dear… They did not talk to you…. EAT IT. NOW.
You: Ok, I’ve got my cat.
You: wait nevermind lol, the clouds are gone
Stranger: ……………………………….. oh god.
Stranger: Eat it anyway. ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kyle from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ask me anything. I promise I’ll asnwer.
Stranger: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: what is 2 divided by 0?
You: well, the limit of 2/0 is a sideways 8
Stranger: true, but I’m thinking of other questions
You: A figment of my imagination
Stranger: you, sir, has a win.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Alexis from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: *PULLS OUT MACHINE GUN*
You: ASIF YOU CANT SEE THEM
You: THEY ARE OVERRUNNING THE TOWN!
You: THEY TOOKED MY DOG :’(
Stranger: *BLINDLY FIRES OUT WINDOW AND SHOOTS THE LIVING SHIT (HAHA FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARENT ALIVE NO MORE) OUT OF THE ZOMBIES*
You: *RUNS OUTSIDE WITH FLAMETHROWER AND BURNS THE ZOMBIES*
You: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!
Stranger: *CALLS WILL SMITH*
You: KILL THEM WILL SMITH!
You: SACRIFICE YOUR SELF WITH A GRENADE!!!!!!!
Stranger: *HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF WITH A GRENADE*
You: thank god thats over
Submitted by Blake from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: suck my dick girl?
You: That’s an odd name for a superhero…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Leela from India
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello random stranger :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Steffen from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BRO TO THE FOURTH POWER!
Stranger: BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN!?!
Stranger: I LOVE MAKING ROSTERS
Stranger: I LOVE DRINKING EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL
You: VIRGIN CHEERLEADERS!
Stranger: I LOVE DEFLOWERING HOT BITCHES
Stranger: I LOVE STICKING IT IN HOLES OF VARIOUS SIZES
You: IM GONNA GO POP SOME CHERRIES WHILE DRINK BEER AND PLAYING MADDEN
You: SEE YOU LATER BROOOOO!
You: MEET YOU IN THE FRAT HOUSE! TOGA TOGA TOGA
You: Totally putting this on a conversation website
You: cause broness is awesome
Stranger: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
You: but still, it was fun man
Submitted by Nate from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you’re a horny guy/girl, can’t speak good english, miss words, homophobic or types ‘asl’, please disconnect. (:
You: there’s rare with normal people here
Stranger: im guessin youre a girl
You: You know, if you compare something that’s bad with the word gay then I would be guessing you’re homophobic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Felicia from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how r u?naughty girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Wolfy from Indonesia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *gasp* NO WAY!?
Stranger: but everyone knows
Stranger: waldo is t literate to cuss
You: Damn straight nigga, I’m Odlaw!
You: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA
Submitted by ButtMonkey from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: IDK, ARE YOU REFFERING TO CHOCOLATE BALLS?
Stranger: OR DODGE BALLS?
Stranger: CAUSE DODGE BALLS RULE!!1111
Stranger: YES I ILIKE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: I MEAN WHO DOESN’T RIGHT
You: I TURN GREEN AND MY MUSCLES START TO GROW AND I GET VERY ANGRY
Stranger: HULK, IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: AWWW SHIT YALL GOT ME
Stranger: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU LIKE CRAZY
Stranger: SHE CALLED CHRIS HANSEN HOPING HE WOULD HELP
Stranger: IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS HULK, HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE….
You: I WAS REAL HUNGRY SO I EAT THIS PIE
You: AND IT HAD CHOCOLATE AND WELL YOU KNOW
You: BUT GOOD THING I DIDINT HIT MA COMPUTER
Stranger: OH GOOD THING, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THERE THINKING YOU MIGHT HAVE HIT THE COMPUTER
You: OR ELSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HULK SMASHED
Stranger: SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HULK
You: WELL I WAS IN MEXICO FOR A WHILE NO WOULD NOTICE A BIG GREEN GUY SOMBRERO
Stranger: OH I KNOW RIGHT…SO TRUE
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE RUN OFF WITH THAT GIRL YOU WERE SEEING
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN A LITTLE AWKARD HUH
You: WELL MY HEART RATE WENT UP AND WELL THERE YOU GO END OF STORY
Stranger: MAYBE SHE DIDN’T MIND…
Stranger: SHE SEEMED TO ACCEPT YOU JUS THE WAY YOU WERE
You: YA I KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE KNOW A PENIS CAN TARE A GIRL RIGHT IN TWO
Stranger: THEY SHOULD MAKE SOME INFOMERCIALS ABOUT THAT
You: SHE DID TILL HER GUTTS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN GORY
You: I HAD MY WAY WITH HER ANYWAYS
Stranger: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HULK AGAIN?
Stranger: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULND’T
Stranger: HULK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK
You: YOU SOME BEER AND A LITTLE REDBULL
You: OH MAN WHO GAVE ME THIS REDBULL
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THINK OF MARHTA STEWART HULK
You: FREAKIN HUUUUUULLLLKKKKK SMMMMMAAAAASSSSHHHHH!
Submitted by Hulk from USA
(41 votes, score: 4.29)
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(39 votes, score: 4.15)