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Women and Sandwiches

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Do you like to be in the kitchen?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: imma girl
Stranger: but
Stranger: no
You: Ok, tell me a proper sandwich reciepe
Stranger: no
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: im sory
You: You could have just thrown a slice with butter on out there, but you did not even do that
Stranger: no i cant
You: Which makes you a lazy cunt
Stranger: hey
Stranger: listen
Stranger: i have maid
Stranger: and a butler
Stranger: so
Stranger: i just ask them
Stranger: to prepare my food
You: As a woman, you should really take more notice of good sandwich reciepes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Anon from Germany

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Outwitted

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: you m/f
You: Does it matter?
You: I am just characters on a screen anyway
Stranger: not really, but i dunno if you are a wonan you need to be treated with more respect
You: Well, that was an interesting statement. Care to elaborate?
Stranger: but if your a guy like myself, i dunno you can say stuff that you wouldnt necessarily say to a woman
You: What if the woman is a dirty whore?
Stranger: doesnt matter
Stranger: still they need respect
Stranger: there in that circumstance for a reason we will never know
Stranger: so are you m/f?
You: So, say I am a woman who killed 7 babies by strangulation and on the other hand I am a man who invented the cure for aids, cancer and acne. Who deserves more respect?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kayla from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Confidence Boost

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey
Stranger: Hi baby
Stranger: 23m
You: 47 m here, thanks for calling me baby ;)
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Submitted by Eleni from Greece

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Curiosity Killed The Cat

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Ask
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: ?
You: No, I won’t
Stranger: Asl?
You: So, I heard yesterday that curiosity killed the cat
Stranger: Hahaha
You: Now I wonder this, who is this curiosity character and why does he go around killing cats?
Stranger: He’s stoopid
You: You’re stupid
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Dr Alban from Sweden

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Onomatopoeia Champion

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Boom.
Stranger: Crash
You: Zap
Stranger: Bang
You: Pow
Stranger: Zing
You: Bam
Stranger: Okay I got nothing
You: I win round one of the onomatopoeia war.
Stranger: That you do stranger
You: I’m quite proud of myself.
Stranger: I would be too
Stranger: Tis a harsh war
You: Never have truer words been said.
Stranger: Amen
You: I wonder what round two will be like.
Stranger: I shudder to think
You: As do I.
You: I can’t imagine what the competition will come up with.
Stranger: It will be beyond our wildest dreams I assume
You: Luckily, I have 384 years to prepare for it.
You: I’m sure I’ll have new material by then.
Stranger: Ah well there you go!
Stranger: You have nothing to fear
Stranger: You will be onomatopoeia champion of the world
You: That is my one true dream.
You: It would make my grandfather proud.
Stranger: I’m sure you will do great things young one
You: Thank you for your kind words, stranger.
You: I am sad to have beaten you.
Stranger: Ah, do not be sad
Stranger: A great honour has been bestowed on you
You: Indeed it has.
You: I’m sure you will have many chances for honor and glory in the near future.
Stranger: Take the beauty that is onomatopoeia and show it to the world. Your quest awaits you
You: I hear there is an alliteration competition coming up!
Stranger: Thankyou sir
Stranger: Ah! Alliteration! I am experienced in the teachings of that!
You: Really? I have yet to meet a master of alliteration. It is truly an honor.
Stranger: Thankyou squire, perhaps one day we will meet and I can pass on my knowledge
You: I will hope for this day until it comes, master.
Stranger: Go forth young grasshopper
Stranger: It is time
You: One day, we shall both be masters of poetic devices.
You: And possibly, dare I say, rule the world.
Stranger: I shall prey each night for such a day to come
You: As will I.
You: So long, random awesomer.
Stranger: And to you, awesome stranger
Stranger: Good luck
You: DFTBA.
Stranger: Never ever
You: So, uhhh, are you going to hit disconnect, or shall I?
Stranger: It will be the next step of your journey, you should
You: Well, okay. If you insist.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Bailey from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
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