You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: i am an evil ninja sent to destroy donkeyb kong and his followers!
Stranger: well.. i’m a pirate
Stranger: I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN!
You: THE WORLD WILL PERISH
Stranger: TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER
You: NOOOO SHE ISDEAD NOW
Stranger: AND TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS…
You: NINJAS RULE PIRATES DROOL
Stranger: hey bitch u know what??
Stranger: I’M A PIRATE GHOST NOW1
Stranger: BUT U CAN’T HIDE
Stranger: THERE’S NO WAY OUT U FUCKING NINJA
You: TOOO LATE I ARE HIDING
Stranger: U CAN’T KILL ME
Submitted by Jonte from New Zealand
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: We should be best friends!
Stranger: i have a feeling you’re lying to me.
Stranger: or we should NOT be.
You: Yeah, I just want a friend
Stranger: well i just want a good cyber fuck. you don’t see me complaining.
You: Well, what does “cyber fucking” even mean?
Stranger: yes, & masturbation.
You: Wouldn’t that be boring?!
Stranger: no. are you freaking pathetic??
You: Just look at some porn!
Stranger: NO. no one talks dirty on porn.
Stranger: i tried that it doesn’t fullfill my needs.
You: They’re payed to talk dirty!
Stranger: well it’s not real. wanna have our own porno??
You: If it means you’ll be my friend?
Stranger: say what your fantasy is
Stranger: this is not right. what would you like to do….. with someone.
Stranger: OH WAIT. ARE YOU A GUY?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Thomas from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You wake up in a damp prison cell. You see stone walls and a wooden door
Submitted by Ghost from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I do not want to cyber with you, share naughty pictures or look at your pathetic manhood on webcam.
You: that is exactly what I DO NOT WANT.
Submitted by Lenni from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What’s your favourite Pokémon?
Stranger: Hi I NEED GIRL FRIEND
You: …are you completely retarded
You: Oh, just mostly then.
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooo
You: Denial is a major sign of retardation.
You: Right after thinking Tom and Jerry are Pokémon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from England
(17 votes, score: 3.71)
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