You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: The windows are cracking…
Stranger: That’s unpleasent
You: The clock stopped… Why does it stop?
Stranger: Because it can.
You: Not without 3 apples…
You: Incorrect in only correct with in.
Stranger: Still incorrect.
You: Not only am I not incorrect but I have a beard the size of a spiral galaxy
You: I have a pillow named Impossible.
Stranger: What’s the point of that?
You: The point is nothing more than a blunt edge…
Stranger: Then it is not a point
You: A point is a point only if the point is known as a point… According to the talking llama in my basement…
Stranger: Llamas don’t talk.
You: Disabled llamas can talk in every language known by humanity. My llama is disabled…
Stranger: Disabled llamas would be more likely to not be able to talk.
You: That shows how little you know about disabled llamas.
Stranger: I’m a disabled llama expert.
You: But you know nothing of flying dogs…
Stranger: I have a major in disabled llamas and a minor in flying dogs.
You: The study of flying dogs has been banned from every college and university in the Milky Way.
Stranger: I went to school outside of the Milky Way.
You: This means you have 7 feet. But only 3 toes…
Stranger: It’s actually 3 feet and 7 toes.
You: So you are from the planet Niptar 9
You: So you are from Niptar 6s moon, Niptar 6.2
Stranger: Well, one of the moons, not 6.2, 6.2 is full of theives, i’m from niptar 6.8
You: So you have an increased knowledge of Niptarnian Eggs.
Stranger: Well, I don’t want to brag, but I am quite knowledgable about the subject.
You: So I’m guessing you are involved in politics?
Stranger: You really shouldn’t even know any of this information. Who is your informant?
You: I have Niptarnian connections located in every super cluster with in the Super-FF9 Dimension.
Stranger: Niptarian’s know not to share information such as that with outsiders. You’re lying.
You: What is a lie compared to a knife with 8 edges?
Stranger: It’s still a lie. The two are uncomparable.
You: I see you understand Quantrallian Villmex-5 knowledge. Something tells me you are more than a Niptarnian.
You: Classified information… I must terminate this log… Goodbye.
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