Archive

Author Archive

Accidental Gender Bender

July 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hidey ho, neighbor!
Stranger: female?
You: No…not since the accident…
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Justin from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (13 votes, score: 4.54)
Loading ... Loading ...

How To Win Any Argument

July 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BANANAS1
Stranger: penis.
You: You win.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: You can leave now.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Justin from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (7 votes, score: 4.43)
Loading ... Loading ...

I’m You

July 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: thats so random
Stranger: no you’re so random
Stranger: you’re the random stranger
You: im you
You: ur a random stranger
Stranger: no i’m you
You: youre me?
Stranger: unless i have multiple personalities which i dont
You: ure a stranger
You: im not
You: im you
Stranger: i’m so confuzzled
You: thats good
Stranger: no you’re good
Stranger: oh wait
You: i know
You: im you
You: and you is good
Stranger: i am good aren’t I
You: no stranger
You: im good im you
Stranger: were both good
You: good
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jennifer from Indonesia

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, score: 4.00)
Loading ... Loading ...

Hungarian Cat Noises

July 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: woof
Stranger: hiss
You: woop woop
Stranger: rawr
You: gobble
Stranger: moo
You: bla
Stranger: quack
You: giraffe…
Stranger: oink
You: neigh
Stranger: (fish noises)
You: (amoeba noises)
Stranger: cluck
You: coo coo
Stranger: hee haw
You: buzz
Stranger: (plant noise)
You: cuckoo
Stranger: squeak
You: kero
Stranger: WTF IS THAT
You: A japanese frog
Stranger: ribbit
You: doromb
Stranger: WTF IS THAT
You: A Hungarian cat
Stranger: WTF ARE YOU
You: Ein persone
Stranger: Como te llamas?
Stranger: adios
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Simon from Australia

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (11 votes, score: 4.45)
Loading ... Loading ...

Exciting Riders

July 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: and here we go
Stranger: yes, here we go
You: weeeeeeeeee
Stranger: so exciting
You: isnt it?
You: whats your favorite part?
Stranger: the fast part
Stranger: i almost threw up it was so exciting
You: wow i throw up when i hear thr fridge running in the next room
You: or when someone punches me in the stomach
Stranger: oh thats too bad. i hope it doesnt happen often
You: not as often as needed but we are still trying
Stranger: ah
You: maybe you could plug in the fridge?
Stranger: isnt it always plugged in?
You: oh no im not a sadist
Stranger: lol
You: urp….scuse me
You: your lolz give me nausia
You: but its passing
Stranger: you’re the one that put a z at the end of it
You: i had nothing to do with the alphabet i swear!!
You: i just sing the song
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Richard from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, score: 3.20)
Loading ... Loading ...