Carrots Are Delicious
July 9th, 2011
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You: Greetings Stranger
Stranger: ok
Stranger: he/she?
You: I’m eating a carrot
Stranger: okkkk
You: That’s a lot of k’s you got there
You: May I have one?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you can have
You: Yes!
You: Score!
You: I’m gonna put it in a pot and grow a whole garden of K’s
Stranger: have only one
You: One is enough
You: One is more than enough
Stranger: you can use
You: I use K
You: K is awesome
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can i fuck you
You: I’m sure you’re capable of doing so, yeah
Stranger: 8 inches long that
Stranger: you can take that
You: My carrot was 8 inches long, before I ate it
You: Now it is gone
You: :(
You: It was delicious
Stranger: you
Stranger: male /female?
You: I will take your 8 inches and I will raise you 5
Stranger: :)
Stranger: lol
You: Your draw, bucko
Stranger: say guy/girl?
You: guy/girl?
You: You sure enjoy people saying gendered nouns at you
You: he she, him her
Stranger: ?
You: What is your favourite gendered pronoun?
Stranger: say clearly ……….otherwise m leaving
You: clearly
You: And why is ‘m’ leaving?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Oliver from England
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