Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fascinating.

Stranger: Quite.

You: My life has just improved exponentially having read this “question”.

Stranger: One must wonder if a particular type of cock is preferential to the Original Poster.

You: Perhaps we are in fact expressing an assumed perversion about the Original Poster.

Stranger: I would imagine one that is smaller than his or her own as to not intimidate. Unfortunately, that limits the choices to penis’ of a size less than 2.5 inches.

You: Perhaps the Original Poster is in fact a fan of male Gallus domesticus.

You: Then again, I quite approve of your theory.

Stranger: I see the validity in your argument, but with no way to prove it, we are merely suffering from conjecture on both sides. Sort of how like OP enjoys his sex life.

You: Touche, touche.

You: Then again, is there any means of proving an Original Poster’s motive?

Stranger: Now you bring up a fantastic point. We could attempt to solve the question at hand without actually trying to solve the question. I do enjoy a proper riddle old boy.

You: Or even our own? For we have, in fact, shown the maximum interest in the OP’s sex life that the poor chap has ever experienced.

Stranger: Oh! Here, here. I’ll have to go purchase some ointment for that poor chap if you keep those burns up.

You: The poor chap, indeed.

You: Well, I must depart. I have just wasted three minutes of my life discussing the mating rituals of a lonely eunuch, and there is science to be done.

Stranger: Well good sir. I must be off. Cavier does not eat itself.

Stranger: I hope to see you in the Apeture Labs later.

You: It was simply spiffing theorisizing with you. Perhaps we may discuss the GLaDOS software update over lunch?

Stranger: Sounds like a plan. I bid you adieu.

You: Farewell, old bean. Toodleoo.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stranger: im lost

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You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: fun for the whole family, why infact my daughter is blowing me right now

Stranger 2: Society deems it illegal due to the significantly raised potential of any baby created being mentally or physically deformed.

Stranger 2: As long as one isn’t making children and it’s consentual then I don’t see why not.

Stranger 2: consensual?*

Stranger 2: I don’t know how to spell that word

Stranger 2: Either way I’d never do it

Stranger 2: But to each their own and what not.

Stranger 1: hold on i got to eat her twat now

Stranger 2: Have fun with that

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: really?

Stranger 2: really :)

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: you go first :)

Stranger 1: you will disconnect right away

Stranger 2: no i wont

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 2: promise :)

Stranger 1: there are really two of ‘em

Stranger 2: oh right :)

Stranger 2: spill the beans ;)

Stranger 1: one is to be held captive, used as a slave

Stranger 1: kept tied up all the time

Stranger 2: oh are you gay :)

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 1: f

Stranger 2: oh :)

Stranger 2: im gay :)

Stranger 2: gay male :)

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1: your fantasy would be……?

Stranger 2: same as you tbh not be held captive though

Stranger 2: tied up

Stranger 2: and being teased

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1: close to mine

Stranger 1: i’d be brought out for use

Stranger 1: this is too wierd

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: weird*

Stranger 2: hahaha

Stranger 2: hahahaha

Stranger 2: hahahahaha

Stranger 2: ahahahahah

Stranger 2: ahahahaha

Stranger 2: aahahahaha

Stranger 1: no i before e?

Stranger 2: ahahahaha

Stranger 2: except after c :)

Stranger 1: we spelled wierd different

Stranger 2: look it up :)

Stranger 1: both look wrong now

Stranger 1: naw

Stranger 2: wird :)

Stranger 1: not important

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: no it isnt

Stranger 2: i was being silly :)

Stranger 2: and gay

Stranger 2: and bored :)

Stranger 1: can i ask your age? i’m 19

Stranger 2: same here gurlfriend :)

Stranger 1: this isn’t going to work i’m afraid

Stranger 2: why? :)

Stranger 1: there’s an attraction that can’t be here

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 2: oooh

Stranger 1: so…….

Stranger 2: starts tearing up

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey you

You: me!

Stranger: yes you! i have a question

You: how many astronauts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Stranger: no. i have a question for you.

You: in soviet russia, you give question to stranger

You: in america, stranger says f*** you

You: on omegle, stranger says f*** you im horny

Stranger: in soviet russia, question asks you

You: then … well that was not expected

Stranger: mwahaha!

You: in life, if you horny on omegle, i hunt you down

You: and kill you

You: all vith strong russian accent

You: da?

Stranger: i am not horny! i only have a question!

You: so i no have to find, hunt and keel you!

Stranger: silence! i keel you!

Stranger: Y U NO LISTEN TO ME

You: ohhhhh ahkmed is no match for strong soviet mine worker

You: especially when russian have AK47!!!

Stranger: russian needs to listen to question.

Stranger: i care not for ak47

You: well then why the hell havent you asked?!?!?!!?

You: lol

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: do you know…

Stranger: the muffin man?

You: da

You: he vas my first kill

Stranger: *squinty stare-down*

You: i get first blood from muffin man

Stranger: no muffins… because of you.

Stranger: son. you disappoint.

You: da comerade

Stranger: you are fail.

You: in soviet russia, fail are you

Stranger: in soviet russia, muffin man kill you

You: in soviet russia muffin eat man

Stranger: in soviet russia, no muffins. too cold.

You: in soviet russia

You: we have

You: ..

You: we have…

You: WE HAVE

You: …

You: no muffins D;

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